One Thing I Hate Is When I'm Just Looking At The Tumblr Page Of My Favourite Ship, And Then I See A Bunch

Soft, happy moment with how Sherlock left John a congratulatory and apologetic voice note, but then I was hit with the thought that John is probably going to play this back after the you-know-what. I’m in agony. 😭

I did not expect anyone to be actually passionate abt this, but i'm quite glad.

Here's a few more Hc in no particular order.

-Gai out of all people is surprisingly competent at faking stories on the spot and is therefore an amazing alibi.

-Rin never ends up believing that Kakashi is a time traveller regardless of how many times Kakashi attempts to explain it to her or how many deep intimate secrets abt her that he spills. The poor girl simply cannot grasp the concept.

-Kakashi always tells Obito then Gai abt the time loop cause they are the easiest to convince.

-Obito has a secret code that if told, he'll immediately understand that the person who told him that is a time traveller.

-Kakashi still maintains the bratty egotistical genius personality as it helps him slip under Danzo's radar

-Kanabi bridge is unavoidable, no matter how much Kakashi tries to work around it. It just has that perfect balance of

1)Improving team relations

2)Obito traume

3)A good personality shift excuse

-The best way to ensure that Obito doesn't fall for Madara's bs is by acquainting him with his cousins shisui and itachi. When saving Obito during the rin jinchuuriki mission, all Kakashi has to do is simply mention how much his cousins miss him and I ito immediately decides that the moon eye plan is not worth it

-Keeping rin as a jinchuuriki is a very good way to help rin overcome her apathy as she gets valuable insight from what I hc as the most loving tailed beast

-while Kakashi, Obito and Gai brainstorm ways on how to get the sanin to become friends again, Obito suggests that they write an erotica love triangle novel where the main characters are literally just the sanin but with very very minor changes. Small as in it's not Jiraiya, it actually Jyraya, etc. Kakashi just admonishes him,saying how would that even matter.

But two weeks later , a new book hits the shelves and it is regarded as an absolute revolutionary book in the field of romance. Even though the author is anonymous,.they have listed themselves as from Konoha.

All three sannin, who want the book banned but can't convince hokage Kushina to ban it herself (she's a huge fan), they come together to try and find who the author is. Obv they don't find who it was cause no one in their sane minds would assume that GAI, would be the author. It makes for a great bonding opportunity tho.

-Hc if the obkkrn route is chosen

Rin is the first to notice her feelings (actually it was Isobu, but uh) and then she noticed how painfully obvious it is. She then calls a little meeting with her teammates and immediately confesses her feelings.

Then both Obito and kakashi look at her in shock , and Obito screams at kakashi

"DUDE! HOW DID YOU FORGET TO CONFESS TO RIN"

" I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT YOU WOULD DO IT!"

And rin is very confused. Turns out kakashi and Obito have been dating for years and were under the impression that rin was in it too. Obito then asks rin how she never noticed him and kakashi making out in the training grounds when Minato sensei was not looking. And Rin is just absolutely horrified. From that day onwards,Rin makes it a point to train situational awareness every.single.day.

Also i absolutely love the trophy wife Minato idea. When Kushina wants to have some personal time with her husband, she pigeonholes Either orochimaru or Sakuno into being her replacement.

Also glad I'm not the only one who loved nohara rin dot mp3's rinterpretation but felt it to be too gloomy.

Time travel fic idea

A time travel fic idea with preferably Kakashi as the time travelee.

Messing with the time line obviously WILL have consequences. But Kakashi didn't care, if he had the capability to give his loved ones a good life, then he 100% would. But he did not anticipate just how big of an impact it would have. Oof, Obito get's himself killed because he never got a chance to awaken the mangekyo but still wanted to stand side by side with Kakashi. Rin also dies cause turns out, she was secretly a psychopath all along, and commits suicide for unknown reasons.(It technically wasn't suicide, but Kakashi had a gut feeling it was)

(the medical version - unable to feel proper emotions but knows how it is supposed to work)

(check out the whole rinterpretaion series by nohara-rin-dot-mp3 cause it is honestly really cool and is what gave me the whole rin-is-a-psychopath idea)

So, at the very end, the world actually ended up more screwed.

Then Kakashi kills himself out of guilt.

And then he wakes up again in the past, two months before his father's 'mission'. This time, he plays things more cautiously. But he still messes up big time.

So he's basically stuck in a time loop. As the genius he is, he does eventually calculate the right amt of death and trauma needed for optimization.

And this is the neat part, instead of becoming apathetic or stuff like that as time goes on, he instead treats it like it's some kind of speedrun.

And on the start of one of his lives, he just feels something in his bones that tells him that this is his final run. But he isn't worried, cause he has already calculated each and every possibility.

I want this to be a fic with minato or sakumo pov, where they see Kakashi do really random things, but they somehow end up being important.

Like, Kakashi spends 5 hours chatting with an old lady (an incredibly weird thing for him to do), but it turns out, the woman was actually a spy for Hanzo or smth like that, and by pressurizing her into constantly talking, Kakashi tricked her into revealing vital info.

Or the time where Kakashi spends five minutes digging a hole, only to pull out a rock from it and then go place it at a very specific place in the forest (which was kinda inclined)in a very specific way. After that, he places one singular senbon in a tree carefully, and then throws a few more randomly. All of this meticulousness was to kill an enemy, who somehow trips on the rock set up, rolls down and gets killed as the senbon goes through his head. To anyone else, it might be a very lucky coincidence, but to Minato, who saw Kakashi spent 7 hours planning this out, it was not.

This is like how irl, speedrunners do some crazy stuff for optimization.

a crack treated serious fic in short

maybe obkkrn, but doesn't have to

Kakashi time traveled in the past and the first thing he did was moping all over Obito. Because!!!! Let Kakashi be held and cared for!!!!!!!!!!

Peak fiction

I just can't stop laughing

By @a4eryn on TikTok!

I want to know if anyone else has this problem.

I'm more of a superman fan than batman. I used to love good old bats, but the older i got, I felt the need for some kind of optimism in my life. Hence, superman.

But that's not important.

Today, as I scroll through my Tumblr feed. Everything is just batkids. And this isn't am exaggeration. Save one or two posts of some other stuff, everything is just batkids.

I don't have anything against them, but i have never once searched them up, together or individually. Or even batman for that matter.

I do love superbat, but how on earth did batkids end up taking over my fyp.

And this isn't just a Tumblr thing.

Even on Pinterest, I'd start of on some superman related fanart/post and somehow, it ALWAYS ends with batkids.

I genuinely don't have anything against them, but I am starting to get annoyed.

All i can imagine is Damian calling Dick later that day to vent and Dick dramatically gasps, looks at Jason (who for some reason just so happened to be with dick) and screams THE SHIP HAS SAILEEEEEED!!

And cue Dick immediately ringing up all the bat kids, as well as a a few of Gotham rogues + JL members to collect his prize money (you can't tell me that it isn't cannon that people place bets on who batman would end up with)

awkward morning after ☕️

Time travel fic idea

A time travel fic idea with preferably Kakashi as the time travelee.

Messing with the time line obviously WILL have consequences. But Kakashi didn't care, if he had the capability to give his loved ones a good life, then he 100% would. But he did not anticipate just how big of an impact it would have. Oof, Obito get's himself killed because he never got a chance to awaken the mangekyo but still wanted to stand side by side with Kakashi. Rin also dies cause turns out, she was secretly a psychopath all along, and commits suicide for unknown reasons.(It technically wasn't suicide, but Kakashi had a gut feeling it was)

(the medical version - unable to feel proper emotions but knows how it is supposed to work)

(check out the whole rinterpretaion series by nohara-rin-dot-mp3 cause it is honestly really cool and is what gave me the whole rin-is-a-psychopath idea)

So, at the very end, the world actually ended up more screwed.

Then Kakashi kills himself out of guilt.

And then he wakes up again in the past, two months before his father's 'mission'. This time, he plays things more cautiously. But he still messes up big time.

So he's basically stuck in a time loop. As the genius he is, he does eventually calculate the right amt of death and trauma needed for optimization.

And this is the neat part, instead of becoming apathetic or stuff like that as time goes on, he instead treats it like it's some kind of speedrun.

And on the start of one of his lives, he just feels something in his bones that tells him that this is his final run. But he isn't worried, cause he has already calculated each and every possibility.

I want this to be a fic with minato or sakumo pov, where they see Kakashi do really random things, but they somehow end up being important.

Like, Kakashi spends 5 hours chatting with an old lady (an incredibly weird thing for him to do), but it turns out, the woman was actually a spy for Hanzo or smth like that, and by pressurizing her into constantly talking, Kakashi tricked her into revealing vital info.

Or the time where Kakashi spends five minutes digging a hole, only to pull out a rock from it and then go place it at a very specific place in the forest (which was kinda inclined)in a very specific way. After that, he places one singular senbon in a tree carefully, and then throws a few more randomly. All of this meticulousness was to kill an enemy, who somehow trips on the rock set up, rolls down and gets killed as the senbon goes through his head. To anyone else, it might be a very lucky coincidence, but to Minato, who saw Kakashi spent 7 hours planning this out, it was not.

This is like how irl, speedrunners do some crazy stuff for optimization.

a crack treated serious fic in short

maybe obkkrn, but doesn't have to

this is very much canon

12 year old Kakashi at Obito during training: you poor excuse of a shinobi, you goddamn idiot, you incompetent stupid piece of-

that same night: dear diary, today I tried flirting with Obito like Rin suggested, I think it went really well <3

I don't usually like to associate myself with any non fandom related stuff ususally

But what the actual fuck is this

Please tell me it's fake