It’s 2028. Trump Is Dead. Elon Is Dead. Zuckerberg Is Dead Bezos Is Dead They’re All Dead

This thread omg

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

If I had a nickel for every time a Hellaverse father was a depressed, lonely, wacky little guy, who is sort of alienated from his daughter due to circumstances but is trying his best, then I’D HAVE THREE GODDAMN NICKELS GODDAMMIT VIV I’M ALREADY SO ATTACHED GIVE ME A BREAK

Link in his official engagement gift, which Mipha never got to give him 😭

I started this months ago, but finally finished. The background is kinda sad/boring but I had to import the original drawing from my phone now that I have a drawing tablet, so I couldn't really change it. Next time!

Added flowers to liven it up a tad XD also because cherry blossoms always seem a bit poetic to me

You heard them, call emergency services

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

The Republican cruelty is barbaric.

Why would you want to be to be having children in Texas? Every problem could kill you. Why would you want that existential dread?

The misogyny is medieval.