House MD + text posts pt. 6/?
love how they waste no time into making the viewer realize House would do anything for Wilson. pilot episode 2 seconds in and Wilson's like "could you pleaaaaase help this patient" and house is like "absolutely not" and Wilson looks at him with big brown eyes and says "she's my cousin...." and he drops everythign and does what Wilson asks. what the hell.
also important to mention Wilson was lying to get what he wanted
bathroom at lou’s
something silly with these two
more fag club stuff
i am jack's catholic guilt
okay normal versions hehe :3
NPD culture is recovering from Empath Abuse, where "empaths" project their feelings onto you, where "empaths" react negatively when you don't fit the profile they've created, and especially when "empaths" who can't "read" us complain about how scary/evil we must be since they "feel nothing" (ie. "darkness") coming from us.
NPD comes from complex trauma while "empaths" are based on projected feelings and a god complex (sometimes leading to spiritual psychosis) and is a pipeline to emotional abuse and manipulation, specifically when someone doesn't react to something or feels some way about something that contradicts how they think people should respond or if someone has low empathy.
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saw the template on twt and thought abt them
NPD asexual culture is being obsessed with your appearance because you want everyone to think that you’re the prettiest but also please don’t hit on me, I’ll bite you if you do. I’m a goddess, and you must look at and admire me, but do not touch me.
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stop saying old man yaoi about 30 year olds. old man yaoi requires at least one viagra in the mix
house studies forgot to post here🐺
those close-up shots of House feeding a chemo-struggling Wilson his personal stash of Vicodin are among the most weirdly and profoundly (homo)sexual pieces of media ever
I'm just thinking about how David Shore and Hugh Laurie talked about Wilson and House's relationship as definitely romantic in their GQ interview.
David Shores said, "I love that we started the series with House and Wilson, and we ended it with House and Wilson. Ending with a non-traditional romantic story is atypical, and that exploration of male friendship is something you don’t see on TV very often. You see a lot of wingmen giving each other crap, and House most certainly did that. But, the idea of guys giving each other crap who loved each other was new."
This is the same interview that Hugh Laurie said, "Way before this idiot word “bromance” was coined—I wish people wouldn’t jam words together like that, there are enough words—I think it’s true that there was a great sort of weird romantic love between House and Wilson. I suppose that was the show’s central core relationship, and it was irresistible to me. I certainly did grow… I’d stop short of saying romantically involved with Robert Sean Leonard, but we became very close and enjoyed each other’s company. He made me laugh an indecent amount. I think the writers too enjoyed writing that relationship. Shore, in particular, had a real knack for it. There was a scene in which House has been suspended from the hospital, so he’s taken the role of the housewife in Wilson’s apartment. Wilson gets home one day, and House has got a basket of laundry, and he says something like, “Your shirts aren’t dry yet, but you’ve got plenty of underwear.” Shore changed the line to “We’ve got plenty of underwear,” in what I thought was one of the funniest rewrites you could possibly have in the smallest number of letters."
I genuinely take this as them saying that Hilson is canon.
(Interview is linked)
house md tiktok headcanons (i have brainrot)
-i've said it before but i'll say it again, chase has an account where he exclusively posts thirst traps. he always does them like in the hospital or while wearing scrubs so ppl r like ""omg he's hot AND a doctor😍😍"
-house knows abt this tiktok. he lurks on a burner account and is waiting for the perfect time to blackmail him with it
-house also has a fairly popular account where he posts videos abt monster trucks
-cameron posts medical PSAs and stuff like that. good natured shit, yk
-foreman would refuse to download tiktok, but he'd watch facebook reels or youtube shorts for sure
-wilson's guilty pleasure is watching silly animal videos on tiktok. like he thinks tiktokt is bad for u, but he can't help going on it after a long day at work
-cuddy is a mommy vlogger.
-i have no idea where the idea of taub doing asmr came from but i love it and he would. i like to imagine he does those roleplay ones with a plastic surgery theme LMAOO
-thirteen doesn't really use tiktok, but she has it. maybe has a few friends only videos of her doing trends and stuff
-kutner would spent sooooo much time on tiktok. he'd come in talking abt all these niche trends and nobody would know what the fuck he's talking abt
Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again
Some movies and shows with gay doctors and their boyfriends (two of the ships have both couples being doctors!)
me and the bad bitch I pulled through an obsessive and violent homoerotic parallel-character dynamic
man, let him has his lunch in peace
logging onto tumblr when a mutual is in the midst of lifeblogging
oh i am going to call these two every slur ever uttered and then i’ll invent a new one specifically for them because what the fuck.
NPD + ADHD culture is rejection sensitive dysphoria but make it a million times more all-consumingly painful!!
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“Oh, Tyler, please deliver me.”
it's so sad traditional marriage is dying. how can adultery thrive in these conditions
this is both house and wilson
wilson’s wretched composer wednesday
House M.D. x textposts (3/?)