Botw High Rant No.1

botw high rant no.1

hyperfixating on breath of the wild (just started playing) so hard it's like a little warm spot in my brain i get to keep returning to. i've been cooking a lot, wasting ingredients less. every time i do come up with dubious food though I just sell it to beedle, cuz fuck that guy. i have befriended three horses now. usagi, sheep, and cloudy (who is literally blue with white patches, so pretty!!) apparently doing inner child work must even include my goddam horse girl phase. :p

i still get my ass handed to me more often than not, and i am way too weapon-crazy as a player and a human to have this few slots in my inventory for all these fragile delicate weapons.

bro i wandered aimless for so fucking long. just slipping down cliffs in the rain and getting fucking murdered by mountain goats. subsisting on raw apples. pathetic. now i have markers on my map! quests chock full! dishes and elixirs cuz i'm always cooking something up. got some rupees saved up.

what if i tamed every wild horse i find. me and my horses. pull up to zelda's fight like a one-guy dothraki army. oh... my high ass just remembered that each stable has limited space to board them... well anyway it sounded dope lol