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I NEVER THOUGHT ID BE TAGGED IN ONE OF THESE OMG

@madphantom @elderitch-poet @the-cheese-slut AND ANYONE ELSE THAT WANTS TOOOOOOO

@blahaj-reko too!

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Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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YES I LOVE YTTD MORE PPL NEED TO PLAY IT ITS AMAZING AND AAAAA I COULD GO ON FOR SO LONG ABT HOW MUCH I LOVE IT

BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEEEEEES PLAY THE GAME PEOPLE

AND IF U HAVE PLAYED THE GAME THEN CAN WE BE FRIENDS SILLY YTTD FRIENDS AND CAN WE GIGGLE LIKE LITTLE CHILDREN AND SOB WHILE WE TALK ABT IT???? WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED 🙏 🙏 🙏

can we get a look into toya's brain. what goes on in there

not a lot.

if anyone wants to use this as a template its below the cut, @ me if u do :)

For miku day I eggified her

I have this pants with a gaping hole in it that I refuse to throw out. I wear them at home, and although they aren't that comfortable, are actively falling apart, and I don't really like how they look too much, I just can't get myself to throw them out.

Look at this shit

This is not a leg hole.. this is my knee hole, apparently. My left knee has been so cold wearing this...

You guys are hearing this anyways.

So basically, squirrles have a low terminal velocity, right? And they can survive this terminal velocity, right?

SO. I propose that we get a bunch of angry flying squirrels with rabies and release them from a plane onto Elon and Trump, so they give them rabies and (hopefully) maul them. Then bye-bye to two fuckers!

This is a totally viable solution to the shit-for-brains government we have and will definitely work, support the squirrel milita today guys.

Anyone wanna hear my plan to get rid of Trump and Elon via rabid flying squirrles

Anyone wanna hear my plan to get rid of Trump and Elon via rabid flying squirrles

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

I may not be able to change the world or the government, but I can at least shit on the dumbasses we have in power in the U.S.

About to write the most VILE fanfic to shit on Trump and Elon specifically guys, stay tuned for your America Fandom content on my Ao3 account guys

It's the little things we can do in life..

Kirbo

I like kirby :)

OH MY GOD GHOST AND PALS FAN???? BE MY FRIEND RN/J...UNLESS..

(Don't remember it, don't return to it)

every so often I think about Kid Icarus: Uprising and goddamn dude

what a miracle game

what do you mean you got some of the best composers to ever do it in one spot for one game

I remember my friend texting me in the middle of the night and being like, "Knuckles is here," and it was really confusing the first time it happened. They said they were seeing Knuckles in the corner of their room, kist staring and had a full-on conversation with him it was all very odd. It just happens every now and then, and neither of us knows why it happens. At some point, Hastune Miku was with Knuckles, and their neighbor was Goku?? And then they thought I think it was Springtrap was outside their room because they kept hearing noises.

My friends and I are an odd bunch.

Anyways I hope you achieve your dream of becoming Knuckles. I honestly might draw this later.

I wish I was Knuckles. maybe not forever. but I'd like to be Knuckles for a day

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

I get like really focused on random things and I don't really know why, but here's what's been on my mind for about a week:

The fact that people who sell food products have to be so like specific about every detail of what goes into their food no matter how obvious it is. I'm saying this because there is ONE thing I read that every time I eat from the jar, I just go, "but why tho???"

And I know there's a lot of stupid motherfuckers in this world who caused stupid laws to be put into action, but riddle me this batman:

Say you bought a jar of peanuts.

What is in the jar? What could possibly be in the jar?

Maybe it's peanuts??? Or is that too far-fetched for some people to think???

BECAUSE ON THE JAR OF PEANUTS, YOU ARE LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO DISCLAIM THAT THE PRODUCT CONTAINS PEANUTS AND "MAY CONTAIN TREE NUTS" AND IT HAS BEEN ROTTING IN MY BRAIN SINCE I MADE THIS REALIZATION THAT IT IS ON THERE.

Like I understand, people want to legally cover their asses for every possible situation. And like since you already have to be so specific about what is in your food product since people have to ingest it and could get sick if they eat the wrong thing, so it makes sense to just do it on all foods.

But like it's so stupid to me like picture this:

Someone walks into a nearby Keyfood and finds a lovely jar of peanuts. They look at the allergy label, seeing if there is anything they are allergic to. Finding nothing, they smile to themself. It must be their lucky day!

They pay for the jar and make their way into their humble abode, ready to consume the delectable goods contained in the jar. They open it and take a small, round peanut and plop it into their mouth, feeling the satisfying crunch of eating it.

Suddenly, they feel panic as their throat starts to close up, their face getting puffy. Oh no, is this an allergic reaction? But they were so careful in reading what the jar of peanuts contained through the allergy warning. Could the jar of peanuts have contained the one thing they were allergic to? Could it have had... peanuts?!

LIKE YOUR ACTIVELY GRABBING A JAR OF PEANUTS FOR CONSUMPTION DO YOU REALLY NEED A WARNING THAT STATES THE FACT THAT SAID JAR OF PEANUTS CONTAINS THE NUT KNOWN AS THE PEANUT???

Like in a court of law, I feel like the judge would have to legally side with the plaintiff since it didn't like say on the label that it contains peanuts, but from a logical standpoint I don't think you should be suing the manufacturer for not putting this label on their product.

Instead, I believe YOU SHOULD BE SUING THE EDCUATION SYSTEM THAT CLEARLY FAILED YOU AS YOU HAVE LITTLE TO NO COMPREHSION SKILLS. HELL, I FEEL LIKE THEY TOOK AWAY THESE SKILLS AS MAYBE A TODDLER WOULD UNDERSTAND THAT A JAR OF PEANUTS HAVE PEANUTS IN THEM.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk about what random thing this week has randomly been ingrained into my mind and fully captured my attention for a lot longer than it should have.

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SayaScarlet01 - Gamusaur

guys idk how to explain it but like im such an allay like im so silly and whimsical in the way that can only be described as an allay im just a little guy a little teal guy if you need help ill help you im a little guy a little allay

So I did a thing.... I have many regrets....

So I like writing songs and hope to produce something one day as a synthv or vocaloid producer, and tell me why I physically can not write anything not depressing????

Like I've written so many songs and all of them are about my depression.

W H Y .

Why can't I write something about like, I don't know, someone making a friend without ending it with some sort of metaphor for being abandoned? (Thats literally one of my songs)

Send help pls 🙏

Drew a human Bill Cipher today

I'm not fully educated on Trump's policies, but I know their bad enough to want to end it all and was very close to as soon as I heard the news.

But we can't. We can't let him win like this. To everyone affected by this stale cheeto's win, stay alive. Do it out of spite if you need to. Just keep going. These might be 4 years of hell, but we need to keep going. Listen to me, it'll all be ok in the end, I promise you that. All my queer friends, the fellow people who aren't the best mentally, and everyone who will be affected by this, please for the love of everything, Keep. Going.

I'll be here if anyone needs to talk, I love you all.

It'll all get better friends.

I'm not fully educated on Trump's policies, but I know their bad enough to want to end it all and was very close to as soon as I heard the news.

But we can't. We can't let him win like this. To everyone affected by this stale cheeto's win, stay alive. Do it out of spite if you need to. Just keep going. These might be 4 years of hell, but we need to keep going. Listen to me, it'll all be ok in the end, I promise you that. All my queer friends, the fellow people who aren't the best mentally, and everyone who will be affected by this, please for the love of everything, Keep. Going.

I'll be here if anyone needs to talk, I love you all.

It'll all get better friends.

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