Here in America we have to suffer, save the KFC, rescue eighteen bald eagles, wear the American flag proudly across our shoulders, carry firearms, and run from the murderer, then file a lawsuit against them for endangerment of the bald eagle.
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
This is gold.
Sure, having a king/queen is simple, but have you ever tried:
Democracy
Multiple nobles and they all have the same amount of power (lot of conflict potential)
You can become ruler by defeating the current ruler in a fight
The merchants run everything
A noble and a parliament rule
The most intelligent people rule
…
There are thousands of possibilities, be creative!
when will dan and phil make a full length youtube video with thomas sanders
“I put my phone down and can’t find it”, a saga.
when will dan and phil make a full length youtube video with thomas sanders
Come get this dick-fil-a
anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???
smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles
5,000 notes and ill wear this to interactive introverts xx
Come get this dick-fil-a
tasty