ateez and skz incorrect quotes
18 posts
Felix: TWICE!!
Seungmin: DAY6!!
I.N: 3RACHA!!
all three of them: .....
Felix, Seungmin and I.N: RING DING DONG-
Do this. NOW. Anon is on. Don’t be shy! Make it awkward.
Changbin: gimme a kiss on the cheek
Felix: *leans in*
Changbin: wait no that's illegal-
Felix: OMG who's your favorite character in sailor moon??
Chan: uhhh
Chans mind: quick flirt with him
Chan: the one with hair
Minho: it's not me, its you
Jisung: isn't it the other way around?
Minho: I said what I said
Jisung: remind me why I dated you
Minho: I gave you a candy bar
Bang Chan: Road work ahead...
Felix: Yeah I sure hope it does.
Jeongin: hyung I'm leaving for school now, byee
Chan: hey hey hey, aren't you forgetting something?
Jeongin: *groans* fineee
Jeongin: *kisses chans cheek*
Hyunjin: Help I've fallen in love and can't get up
Felix: Hyung, get up
Chan: what happened?
Felix: he fell from his bed and when he saw that I witnessed it, he posed on the floor
Monbebe need our help on Twitter, I don't normally do this but please they really need our help they are about to lose one of their precious members of Monsta X.
If you could reblog and tag anyone you can to help boost the signal would very much appreciated.
I- kajehejdjjde 👁👄👁
(if you thought i wasn’t gonna share, you’re insane)
crack! and a kinda smutty for being written by a fetus.
i know there are a TON of grammatical errors but she’s 8 so... i think it adds to the humor.
without further ado:
Changy and Fefe
One day it was very cold.your nipples are very pokey when it is cold.so pokey they poke through your shirt.Changbin was walking down the street and he saw many people and many nips.He thought all the nips were ugly.He saw one person with beautiful nipples.He once got a fortion cookie that said his true love would be someone with beautiful nipples.
He new that was the person he had to mary.Then he was about to go up to him but then the other person came up to him.Hi my name is felix what’s your name?My name is changbin.wana go to diner?Nice nips I mean yes.Thanks.Whos car are we takeing?Mine.I’m driveing to.ok.
Ok were here.Changbin then leened in and kissed felix.Lets exchange phone numbers.Yes.ok lets go in the resteraunt.Changbin got spagety felix got chicken.changbin didn’t finish so he got a togo box.Then when they got in the car. changbin and felix madeout.Then they drove home.
Ding changbin’s phone got a text.It was from felix.It made changbin happy it was a picture of felix’s weiner.Changbin sent back a picture of his weiner and said wow so pretty.Hi my name is felix that was his phone ringing.He answered hi you want to come to my house changbin said yes said felix.He came over and that night they had diner. After diner they went to the liveing room then felix praposed.then the next day was there wedding.Then they were maried. Felix moved in.it was so cold it was snowing.Changbin said do you want to go in my hot tub?but I don’t have a swimsuit felix said I don’t either so we will have to go naked.then they went in the hot tub and started makeingout again.when they got out they went inside and took a shower together.then they got out and went to bed.the next morning felix and changbin decided they wanted to adopt a child so they went and adopted a child it was a boy. They decided his name was Changlix.
how beautiful lmao. she’s writing a minsung soon. lemme know if you wanna see.
Yeosang: hey
Felix: hi
Chan: wait hold up, where's my baby??
Jongho: I don't mind either one just sayin'
Minho: Who the FUCK STOLE MY LEFTOVERS?!
Han: *thinking* I'm gonna die
Han: .....me..
Minho: BIIIIiirds can fly let's go get one for the bestest boy in the world!!
People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.
Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.
Felix: *trips*
Changbin: *catches him*
Felix:
Changbin:
Felix: ....got me tRIPPIN' LIKE-
RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!