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A little family sketch + Baby Johnny in costumes

Ever since Lazlo Curious had the ingenious idea to put extraterrestrial fruit on a pizza, this unique dish has become a Strangetown delicacy. Pascal, Lazlo, Vidcund, Tycho, and Nova all know the truth and now you do too.

Edit: The Curious Pizza is real! It's in the Sims 4 Home Chef Hustle. I imagine this pizza tastes like blue raspberry.

the sims 2 is such a weird game to be fixated on. how do I explain to my friends that the things that've been occupying my mind daily are a bunch of low poly characters all named some stupid shit like Gas O'Line or Impregnator Alien 300 from a game that's almost old enough to drink

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I made this for my own use and thought I’d offer it up for anyone who wants it. It’s so I can keep track of which households I’ve played in which season and whatnot. The first page is each household, the neighborhood they live in/come with, and spots for ten years worth of Sims seasons(Fall, Winter, Spring, Summer). The second page has each household, the neighborhood they live in, and all of the members of each household, plus spots for their sex, age, aspiration, secondary aspiration, and career. Feel free to do whatever you would like with this if it’s of use to you. :) It has Pleasantview, Strangetown, Veronaville, Bluewater Village, Belladonna Cove, Riverblosson Hills, and Desiderata Valley. I’m adding Widespot and Europa to my personal one.

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not so pleasant twins

He could fix me

sorry i cant be alive today its a national holiday

I was looking at a post on the sims forums about ugly townies... Trump?? I wish I didn’t know his name