Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Will Ferrell From Will Ferrell

lostinhyrule:

darklink-:mitokun

http://www.swiss-miss.com/2011/05/felt-mouse.html

Goes both ways, tbh

I am brought to tears of joy every day that i wake up and may once again look upon the LORD’s gifts. The world remains new to me; its beauty is truly infinite. I find it a great shame that you are not one of these gifts, and I wish you the best in returning to God’s light

Sad, sad little anonymous poster. You have my pity. Why hide? Are you ashamed? Go in peace, child

"I'd like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat"

"PUNK, YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE OUT THE EARTH? WELL MR. JESUS, NOT WHILE I'M HERE YEAH. I'M GONNA PUT YOU BACK ON THAT CROSS AND SHOW YOU THE REAL MEANING OF PAIN. OHH YEAH!"