Bill-cipher-enthusiast - Ⓑเ𝓛𝓛 ｃเ𝕡Ｈ𝐄ⓡ 𝒆几тH𝐮ѕเⓐѕт

IM F*CKING CACKLING ABAHHDHEWB I’m literally the funniest person

“Here you are circling around my throat, […] my throat’s your axis.”

— László Nagy, Love of the Scorching Wind: Selected Poems 1953-1971, to Margit Szécsi

It's so nice to get a reminder in 2023 that Bill Cipher was/is THE villain of all time. He's the worst thing that ever happened to a random town in Oregon. He's a triangle. His backstory is basically the novel "Flatland" from 1884 but with more arson. He projects his family issues onto a 12-year old girl and subsequently tries to murder her. He's a fan of Dr. Strangelove. He's questioning his sexual orientation. He was defeated by kittens, then tickles, then by a senior citizen in his underwear. He's utterly terrifying. He's pathetic and cringefail. He lies about being happy "for courtesy." He lies until he's not lying anymore. He refuses to grow up and mature. He once fell down a flight of stairs on purpose. No one will ever do it like he did

So it turns out you can just buy old x-rays off ebay

Bill is aroace in my head and the whole book of bill thing is literally cult type of manipulation guys!!