Dear Carpentry

Female pilots edited out of the Star Wars movies.

“My wife” says the woman I’m talking to. Suddenly my skin is clear, my student loans are paid, I feel remade.

1. Hel 2. Freyja 3. Iðun 4. Nótt 5. Rán 6.Sif 7. Skaði

Whom else in here is gay and refuses to have healthy habbits

A Daily Routine by MATCHS on Flickr.

human: but you’re a robot. you’re not really a living person. you’re just made of electrical signals and processors that make you move and talk. you can’t really think.

robot: you’re not really a living person. you’re just made of electrical signals and neurotransmitting chemicals that make you move and talk. you can’t really think.

human:

robot: does it feel good, kevin?

Aquarius (f) and Cancer (f) in a relationship 🌊

There's people for whom "we're leaving in the morning" means "we ride at dawn motherfuckers, you can finish waking up and getting dressed in the car, we'll grab breakfast somewhere along the way", and there's people for whom it means "we'll get going somewhere before noon".

And then they get married.

“Are you currently on fire? No? Then it’s not a fire hazard!”

My Master Electrician (via crescentwrenches)