Day 12! I Am Still Surprised I Am Able To Keep Up - Domesticity

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

im proposing we replace rush hour with either fish hour or russian hour

i will not be taking questions at this time

survival raid farm. tutorial below: first pick a center point, about 5x5, like this.

make sure they have their own bell.

mark the center as you like.

now dig out your area, about 24x24 as desired

add an outer ledge 3 blocks out

dig a moat and add a floating barrier 1 block up. you’ll want your barrier to be 2 blocks high, what’s pictured below is only 1 block, which mobs will be able to jump so do as i say not as i do haha.

you’ll want corners to direct the flow of water. fires are optional but do help deal damage to moving enemies and corral the big boys into the water better.

add one slot entrances into an escape proof pit. you can put a ladder in one end for your own use.  

fill these with golems.  i like to add 1 door for myself.

finally, add water to keep the loot coming to you and you’re laughing. enjoy your emeralds and immortality babies!  add a lookout tower if you wish.

“but AI art lets me create my OCs!” YOU WILL USE PICREW AS GOD INTENDED

Been watching Life with an Ordinary Guy Who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout. (Normally, I avoid isekai, but I needed some fluff to go with my current heavy servings of Banana Fish, Attack on Titan, and the Pluto manga by Urasawa.)

Three episodes in, and it's pretty fluffy... but it has me regularly laughing my head off.

Then this happened...

...and now this series is giving me Thoughts.

[day 81] the fact that the hearts are literally just what tango saw when he spotted jimmy… insane

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

i want to be a vampire so bad. it would open up a whole new world of procrastination. puts off finishing a novel for 100 years. i don’t do the dishes for 20. oh wait i don’t have dishes because i suck blood. another fucking win