Jane: Posts A Super Low-quality Image To The Group Chat

Jane: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Mischa: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Ocean: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Noel: Actually I did the math, Mischa would have $225, not $0.15.

Mischa: Fam I’m right here....

Ricky: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Jane: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Ricky: Sorry I only have a dollar

Jane: :(

Ocean: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Mischa would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Ricky: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Constance: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Ocean: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Constance: Apply juice to what

Ricky: Directly to the forehead

Noel: Great chat everyone

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How do you know if you love someone?

Please zoom in guys 🙏😭 I put way too much details for them to go unnoticed

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art not my art i legit thought this was a screenshot lmao

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bitvhboyfl0wers

2 years ago

constance calls penny "penne" and while i wanted to make this part of a bigger post but i couldn't come up with anything else so. here ya go.

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ride the cyclone rtc rtc headcanons penny lamb constance blackwood idk folks it's an epiphany and it's for the constance and penny dynamic also mischa calls penny 'penis' she appreciates and encourages it everyone tries to come up with pasta nicknames for eachother to some slightly weird results

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bitvhboyfl0wers

1 year ago

Other interpretations of the meanings of Norse Runes ✨️

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witch witchblr witch community green witch witchyvibes witch aesthetic nature witch pagan witch cottage witch witchythings norse runes

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bitvhboyfl0wers

7 months ago

Have you ever read hermit craft smut fics

I think you would like them:)

it sucks that you can only die once and its permanent.. imagine the kinda sex we could be innovating if that wasnt the case

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bitvhboyfl0wers

3 weeks ago

im proposing we replace rush hour with either fish hour or russian hour

i will not be taking questions at this time

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hc grian

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bitvhboyfl0wers

3 weeks ago

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

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bitvhboyfl0wers

2 months ago

You Failed To Save Fuckpig

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NOOOPOOPOOOOOOOKIUKOO FUCKPIGGGGG THE GODS SHALL RERGRET THIS

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bitvhboyfl0wers

2 months ago

how is cannibalism a metaphor for love. when u eat someone they die.....

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