Bitvhboyfl0wers - Rambling

as much as i enjoy lizzie and jimmy dying together in the bambunker as a team, i do wish she got into the top 2 so she could have an epic showdown with joel. i want to know how — if — he would’ve killed his [wait just a second! you can’t just write off lizzie as joel’s wife! that would be reducing her to how she relates to a man, a common misogynistic trope in fandom spaces! think of something else to say!] owner. [okay i think you sav– wait a minute! would this also not fall into the trope of a female character being “in charge” of a male one, erasing all other aspects of her identity? quick, fix it!] the bdsm kind. [good. now say something that everyone will love] jimmy cucked joel

This is what my soul looks like

i don't even know what to call this one, it came to me in a dream

how is cannibalism a metaphor for love. when u eat someone they die.....

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

im proposing we replace rush hour with either fish hour or russian hour

i will not be taking questions at this time

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Yeah the World Cup is excited but nothing beats the truest sports tournament

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

absolutely bonkers that “teen sex, kills!” and “time eats all his children in the end.” and “sexy cat women from zolar” and “it took a horrible accident for me to realize how goddamn wonderful everything is” and “i want to be that fucked up girl” and “you’re just sailing through space, there’s no up or down, so beautiful and strange, but it’s more than spinning ‘round” and “my song will only have profanity in chorus” and “from ashes i was made, and ashes i return, and so i walk alone, and wonder why?” and “porno is magical” and “you knew all along i could never do it… choose myself.” and “for being a spielverderber” and “i would gladly take my seventeen years over nothing” are all lines from the same show