“oh I’m Too Old For Stuffed Animals” Skill Issue. Sorry You Can’t Appreciate Little Creatures

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

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1 year ago

My hero actually DID his job!

It had been a political meeting with the big media, as Vlad had to listen to other citizens talk about their heroes and complain about how they have more supervillains and damage. As a reporter, asked Vlad, the mayor of Amity Park, what he thought about it. He himself didn't talk about villain attacks or similar.

Vlad:" It's not my fault that your heroes are failures."

Yeah Vlad insulted every hero and city just with 1 sentence.

Politician angry from Metropolis:" What the hell are you talking about?"

Vlad:" How many years did your heroes fight their villains in your cities with collateral damage?"

Someone from Gotham said, " Maybe now 20 years maybe more."

Vlad:" The hero in Amity Park only took 1 year to show all his villains the right path, that they dropped being evil, and only once in a while visit to fight the hero without any damage to the city other than that place where they fight."

Vlad had built an Arena for it; it helped both Ghost and Danny fight and train.

Many of them are silent, as if they couldn't believe 1 word to say, " Impossible. Our heroes tried it for so many years."

Vlad:" If your failures did their job, you wouldn't have any villains years ago. So, yes, I don't think your heroes do their jobs."

Vlad then didn't talk anymore about this theme; he got bored of it.

And for the media and politicians, 1 online search and they saw Vlad told the truth... And they were kind of angry and confused. How comes that boy in 1 year fixed all his villain but someone like Superman or Batman wasn't able to do it for years!

1 year ago

Frfr, I love that feeling, it's like getting high, your heart races, hands shaking, you sometimes get weak and dizzy once you're finished, the feeling is euphoric, I really love it ❤️

The euphoric feeling i get when the blood is dripping from my cvts can't compare to anything else in this world

1 year ago

I'm tired I'm so fucking tired of waking up every morning having to do the same damn thing, I'm tired of having to get dressed to look pretty so I don't get made fun of at school or in public, I'm tired of not being enough, I'm tired of living on this damned rock we call earth. I'm tired of fucking breathing, I'm so done. I want to cry but when I need to no tears come out, I want to cvt my$e|f but I cannot since I've been caught I miss that euphoric feel of blood dripping down my skin, every movement I made with my wrist hurt and burned so I knew it was there, I miss the burning sensation of when I cut into my skin, I miss when I didn't get caught with my scars, id be free, cvtTïng just made this fucking planet more tolerable I'm so tired I want to sleep and dream forever, I want to cry, hard. I want to scream to the point my throat is horse and my lungs hurt as I'm barely managing to gasp for air, I want to break everything I want to hurt myself again, I want to be covered in scars of my own making I NEED them to just cover my wrists, thighs and arms but I CANT. I don't want help I want to harm myself. I'm tired of having to be forced to wake up just to get ready for society's judgement. I'm tired of this cursed planet I'm tired of these evil people. I just want to go home, idk where home is but it surely isn't here. My heart hurts to be here, I'm tired man, tired of this bullshit we call life..

y’all ever just

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SO FUXKING SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING LIKE THIS I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Y’all Ever Just
Y’all Ever Just
Y’all Ever Just
Y’all Ever Just
Y’all Ever Just

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1 year ago

Me too bro, me too.

Me checking daily on a forgotten ao3 relationship tag with barely any fandom hoping there's any new content (the most recent activity was 4 months ago)

Me Checking Daily On A Forgotten Ao3 Relationship Tag With Barely Any Fandom Hoping There's Any New Content
1 year ago

$h culture is accidentally staying clean because you're too tired to cvt

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1 year ago

im the happiest when i sh. sometimes i dont even cry, i just smile. it hurts so good.

Im The Happiest When I Sh. Sometimes I Dont Even Cry, I Just Smile. It Hurts So Good.
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