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Gaster’s Great Escape continues….
(new here? see my pinned post to start reading from page 1 :)
this movie is a masterpiece and you will never be able to otherwise convince me so.
Nothing will ever be as good of a joke than somebody saying “This is hard for me to say” and then you replying with “Is it osteoporosis?”
And that came from the Penguins of Madagascar Movie
The Aros are living under the waves in a atlantis like city built to withstand the preassure of the ocean! The aros have mantarays they ride on underwater, aswell as submarienes bult for diffrent uses.
AroAce people get to have either seagulls or fly fish depending on where they are from.
The aces from Arotlantis get to connect to nature and seas and learn about the magnificent technology they have. Not worried about the problems and wars of the surface world as they rest safley beneath the oceans waves, knowto them, only as home.
Being gay is natural? Okay.
You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn’t just about religion or morals, it’s just simple common sense. Being gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn’t even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow “thing” to have children. That’s a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it’s not a real penis or vagina, then it’s fucking false and you’re just opinionated by dumb facts. I’m done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye
ITS CANONICAL! EEERRUSTVOUDGVUSYBOUYDBPIGSDVPIUDBOUTD(IUBDOUTVDPIDVXUTVDXÅIUJBDXIPUYGBDIYVDIVDYIVDPIYHVD
act 2 moment
obsessed over them being canonically divorced lmao
feel ya there!
Sometimes I wish we lived in the timeline where "Goncharov" is real, and "The Beetle" was a book collectively made up by tumblr.
fuck Musky Husky and tater tot, win for Greta Thunberg aka sweden
So let me get this straight
1. Elon Musk buys Twitter
2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate
3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg
4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him
5. He gets mad and posts a video response
6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location
7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking
That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.
cool
Death
also might be a good idea to reblog, otherwise noone will see it
INSIDE JOB, MY BELOVED!!!!! WWWWWHHHHYYYYYY NETFLIX WHY!!!!!!!!!! I DID MY DUTY AND BINGED IT AS SOON AS IT CAME OUT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! PLS TUMBLR! I KNOW THIS IS A CHATIC HELLSITE, BUT FOR ONE TIME WE CAN USE OUR COMBINED CHAOS POWER TO GET INSIDE JOB BACK!!!!!!
stuff from november that never saw the light of day on here i don't think
BETS
do you ever just make bets with yourself, like
"if this youtuber comes on myrecomended imma do my chores"
then don´t do it anyway
INSIDE JOB, MY BELOVED!!!!! WWWWWHHHHYYYYYY NETFLIX WHY!!!!!!!!!! I DID MY DUTY AND BINGED IT AS SOON AS IT CAME OUT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! PLS TUMBLR! I KNOW THIS IS A CHATIC HELLSITE, BUT FOR ONE TIME WE CAN USE OUR COMBINED CHAOS POWER TO GET INSIDE JOB BACK!!!!!!
call it "on a roll" or "in roll", vive it six seasons and a movie, i need this, in this cruel and unusual world, I just need this one thing pls
had a dream last night where marbles were back en vogue and everyone carried their marbles around in cute little pouches that they'd clip onto their backpacks or purse straps or belt loops so they'd always have their marbles on them and your marbles were deeply personal objects that showcased your individual personality and people would get really passionate and proud of them and playing for keeps was a deeply serious and honor-bound affair and i played a game with an old man while waiting for a bus and he told me how he met his wife while playing in a for-keeps tournament and in a miracle shot he knocked out her most precious marble a brilliant sparkling green one with an inside like a geode and when he looked up he found she was crying at its loss and so right there on the spot he proposed to her so that she could divorce him and take it back in the divorce "but in the end," he told me, "she kept me and the marble" and i awoke teary and resentful to be ripped from a fleeting world that had found for itself such a small and beautiful peace
tumblr tuesday: the many benefits
@aquariumpacific and @oregonzoo joined us last week! Welcome! To celebrate, here are some blogs you might enjoy if you like sea (and sea-adjacent) creatures.
@marinememes:
@sarahmackattack is on a mission to get everyone to know exactly how cool squid are:
@montereybayaquarium is known for its jelly cams, but have you checked out the other live feeds? Currently: nesting African penguins!
@noaasanctuaries shares wonders from the national marine sanctuaries in the US:
And finally, as mentioned, @aquariumpacific are new here. They want you to meet this leopard shark. His name is Sam.
plant is new religiomnf
tumblr tuesday: big aims
Sometimes it’s all uphill. The road is tough, the journey long. It’s raining, you’re tired, and you’ve also run out of milk. You huff a sigh and settle down to a screen flickering with the edges of the day ahead. Some days are just like this. But we get there, we do. Sometimes simply by the power of pure, dull-headed doggedness. What will today be? A game that’s been played unaltered for centuries? A territory with arbitrary lines separating it from the other territories? A plant spiraling through the cosmos? No matter, because you still have Stuff To Do ™: summits to scale, levels to beat, goals to meet. We all have our Big Games. Every day. What is your Big Game right now? Whatever your today holds, here is some nonsense encouragement to go with inspirational images made by your esteemed colleagues here on The Internet:
what is Furrby`s end goal, no one knows, they will be the downfall of humanity
Chaos reigns
tinkaton = murder murderer
“No Tinka-Ron, go find Mawile.” Anyway, this is based on the lemme smash meme, thought it’d be perfect for this occasion “You want hammer? She doesn’t want hammer… Squish and hammer? No.” “Tinka-ron, I’m leaving.” “Wha-”
SOOO cute
This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.
why is everyone asḱing why aroace ppl took garlic bread as our thing?
it`s really very obvious,, garlic bread is delicious. and we wanted to have ito ourselves.