Dudes Healthcare Is So Fake. My ADHD Meds Are $940 Without Insurance. But They Gave Me A Website Of "coupons"

Reblogging because anything with Ma Strong mentioned immediately gets me <3

more urinetown headcanons!

ma strong knits.

unfortunately bobby is allergic to wool, and her husband is dead. so.

little sally gets the most charity bc shes a little girl and shes smart so she plays it up but can turn on a dime and kick a man in the shins if he doesnt give her money

nothing you tell me will convince me that little sally does not take immense joy in kicking rich people

hot blades harry and little becky two shoes should host a true crime podcast and then decide whether or not they could have gotten away with the same murder

bobby unironically listens to yodelling and shoegaze exclusively

tiny tom's favorite movie is cars 2

officer lockstock is really good at playing the kazoo

officer barrel plays the irish whistle

these talents, however, are both their respective most shamed secrets, so neither of them know about the other's musical talents

hope is a granola girl

she has the white stanley waterbottle

officer barrel is obsessed with lord of the rings

lockstock is a slight doomsday prepper and has a basement full of canned food and survival supplies

lockstock and barrel watched 12 angry men once together and barrel has never has a better day in his life

bobby strong is scared of children

oh my god someone give that man a kitten to take care of

the poor will collectively take care of each other. they share food, their homes, it's a very tight knit community.

cladwell always has jazz music playing on a record player in his office

hot blades harry cant sleep without a night-light

pennywise was really into candlemaking before the drought

barrel would let someone off the hook and spare them from urinetown in exchange for a puff off their joint

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

CLOSING NIGHT HAPPENED AND WE PISSED SO HARD FOLKS!!! WE ATEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

BEAUTIFUL HOPE ART

dancer hope cladwell. throws this at you and scampers away like a feral animal

if you're procrastinating, go do the thing, trust me.

I only started my blog recently but anyone who follows me and is a fucking pedo can go ahead and leave now. You aren't welcome here.

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

wait hold up i need to try this-

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WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME WE COULD DO THAT?????

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so im in a production of Urinetown rn, right?

and saying good luck to other is obvi bad luck, so the classic substitution is "break a leg"

BUT MAY I PROPOSE

"Go piss girl!!!"

My blog is inclusive for people of all genders and sexualities!! <3

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

fuck it, why not. I could use a little bit of that right now

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.