Oh To Being A “we Can Have Fun Anyway Without Alcohol” Girl In A World Of “let’s Get Drunk Every

Presenting Her Royal Highness, Queen Lily Evans of Hogwarts 🤭

snape: please lily im sorry i called you a literal slur

lily: aww that’s so sad

lily: marlene play i forgot that you existed by taylor swift

Regulus “you don’t have to be perfect, no one is” Black

and

James “you’re perfect to me” Potter

guys i actually wrote an essay about this scene and why it’s 100% not platonic

THESE WERE NOT FUCKING HETEROSEXUAL LOOKS. DREAMWORKS, YOU POOPYHEADS.

Marauders but make it my life

James: Wow Padfoot don’t you think Moony looks amazing today?

Sirius: Euhm sure?

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Sirius: Pete do you think James likes Moony???

Peter, shaking: Sirius it’s 7am-

how do people ship jasper. oh my god. theyre both gay its so obvious

Marauders but make it my life

McGonagall: Mr. Lupin, please step outside. It’s hard to keep teaching while you’re talking to mr. Black.

~5 minutes later~

McGonagall: Enough! If you don’t stop disrupting my class right now, you can go stand outside!

Sirius, suddenly happy: With Remus?

My fandoms reunited 🤭

HOLY SHIT I WA SCROLLING THROUGH THE NICO DI ANGELO TAG AND HAD A REVELATION:

The Black Brothers (Sirius and Regulus) ARE FUCKING DI ANGELO SIBLING(Nico and Bianca) VARIANTS HOLY SHIT l-

Like the older siblings who runs away(kinda) and the ''abandoned" younger siblings who wants them back

the red blue color scheme gay ships are getting to me

Yes we need mental help indeed 😭

For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards

Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you

The Length of:

ATYD: 526,969 words

Choices: 624,187 words

Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words

The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words

ALSO

50,000 words is about 200 pages

WHICH MEANS

The shortest of those works is

2000 FUCKING PAGES

We all need mental help