Latest Posts by bluntsam - Page 5

Bitches put whip cream over the entire pumpkin pie slice.

It’s me I’m bitches.

BRUH

MY MOTHER JUST DESCRIBED THE TRY GUYS AS

The little one

The hairy one

The hot gay Asian one

Keith

Even the office has a beach episode wtf

Me getting all my reaction images from pointerpointer.com now on

Nov is for Novelty;

Dec is for decoration.

All idioms probably started from one person saying some cool shit, and everyone copied that.

BRO IT ISNT SKATING RING IT IS RINK?????? WHAT

vegetable garden translated to French and directly translated back is garden soup

Not for long.

Is Joey from friends house more real than luigis mansion? Is the opposite true? Are they both equally real or not real?

JOEY FROM FRIENDS HOUSE WAS CONSTRUCTED AS A SET THAT ONE COULD TRAVERSE WITH THEIR PHYSICAL BODY BUT IT WAS NEVER ACTUALLY A HOUSE IT WAS ONLY THE ILLUSION OF A HOUSE

JOEYS HOUSE AND LUIGIS MANSION ARE CLOSE IN TERMS OF RELATIVE METAPHYSICAL MASS BUT JOEYS HOUSE HAD A PARTIAL PHYSICAL MANIFESTION WHICH MAKES IT MORE REAL

Pretty sure I just walked through an object; and I don’t know how to feel about that.

Is murder suicide and double homicide a square and rectangle sort of situation? Because double homicide is killing two people - but murder suicide is also killing two people; one just so happens to be you.

A beautiful day to be morally græy.

So either I’d be me normally - or a joint named Sam.

I dislike this reality greatly.

what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is

I could so very easily be poisoned

stubbornness rewards those who do it anyway

soup

I don’t know what I expected when I googled that. However, yes, it is in fact Stacy’s dad. Now why was that the first thing you noticed when you saw this post???

How are these both top Minecraft group chats? And why is the sexy one so much more popular??? Why is this what the internet has brought me today????? Why did this have to happen? I’m confused and not very surprised,,,

I don’t know what the fuck just happened - but my post about the Minecraft chats thing suddenly is being liked and reblogged an immense amount compared to everything else I’ve done; this is not what I want the internet to remember me for.

How are these both top Minecraft group chats? And why is the sexy one so much more popular??? Why is this what the internet has brought me today????? Why did this have to happen? I’m confused and not very surprised,,,

Just because something SOUNDS like a cool name, does not MAKE it a cool name.

Sometimes you have to realize that something flying at you isn’t them being violent or horseflys. That is just them being stupid basement fleshflys.

This is horrifying, I love it.

reblog this and in the tag put your sun sign and what you wish your blood would look like

i’m a leo and i wish my blood was pink glitter

How are these both the top Minecraft group chats? And why is the sexy one so much more popular? Why is this what the internet has brought me today? I’m so confused-

To be new is remeshing; the taste of dry shampoo.

Accidental

Birdening

My room is a mess in an organized fashion.

I don’t know the answer- but I know for certain you are fucking

wrong.

The lower down into the ocean you go the more it becomes like jello. We just never get far enough down because water jello pressure. No one can prove me wrong or right yet because no one has explored that endless abyss long enough to yell at me the correct answer.