me: *opens messages* guess i’ll reply later narrator: she didnt
The black areas represent the remaining natural dark skies in the United States
Voldemort: i'm going to check ur loyalty by reading your mind
Draco: potter potter potter potter potter potter potter potter potter potter potter potter potter potter potter
Voldemort: what the fuck
[x] tosses this into the abyss of tumblr
Let’s all just remember that Sanji kicked a fucking T-Rex in the face then cooked it for dinner.
imagine getting married
after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family
and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight
(even, and perhaps especially, to myself) // Hi, I'm Psy, and welcome to Jackass // Disclaimer: Any weirdness exuded is not expressly intended, but should be expected and braced for nonetheless (I am So, So Sorry) // Multifandom // There are no sideblogs we die like my last sliver of rapidly fading motivation
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