Him!!!

Sukuna w long hair

Have you seen him yet?

Now you have.

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

#a polaroid of me apparently

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

#sukuita

Just put the mental image in my head of the water snails we once had in our aquarium (those brown grey disk shaped ones that grow way bigger than they have any bussines to) aggressively propelling themselves about and hitting the glass with a loud *THUCK*, but then like in Snails back, and I can't stop laughing

Just imagine being in the same room as him and suddenly you hear a loud *THUCK* echoing trough what you assume is his aquarium-back. And when you eventually gather enough courage to ask someone about it they look you dead in the eyes and tell you it's the snails.

evil coworker maintenance hours

brothers

Minimum wage worker Sukuna

The Royal Conservatory; Karnaca