Axis's Last Name Should Be Dreemurr Because He Is The GOAT

Stupid and boring idea: "People in the Elden Ring world shouldn't fight with fire against people using storm skills because the wind will put the fire out!"

Amazing and awesome idea: "people in the Elden Ring world shouldn't fight with fire against people using storm skills because the fire and the wind will mix and twirl together and become a much more unruly obstacle for both people, making it impractical."

Me and my friend made a silly little thing where it’s just Clone High (college in this case) combined with our hyperfixations. So I bring you: Art major Niko OneShot.

YOU KNOW WHAT??? FUCK YOU * alives your kos *

(Note: English is not my first language forgive me if I have mistakes, honestly writing in English without making mistakes is very hard for me)

My fish posters inspired me to do a thing it’s all based on my headcanons and theories

-the sunlight hurts her part is inspired by ningyo stories

-why I headcanon her as blind is because deep-sea fishes don’t need to see in dark and they are usually blind

- I got inspired by cusk eel to draw her living version

I need people to gas up my friends TF2 ocs

In other words, I [hate] you.

Drew future au world machine again :]

I wish more people gave Niko a bumpkin accent, like they literally live in the countryside and gave never been anywhere large, save the Refuge.

I need to follow up, and talk about...

The Ballad of Chef Mike.

So, basically, some night when Karis is really, really drunk and really, really sad he accidentally starts streaming on his phone, and all he does is nuke something in his microwave and drunkenly ramble for hours while he just microwaves things for way too long, sometimes he eats it, sometimes he doesn't. Eventually these streams actually gained a bit of a cult following because of how darkly funny that are to watch, and were dubbed "Chef Mike streams" in honor of the microwave, aka, the titular Chef Mike, and his hard work.

We still like oc content in the UT/UTY community, right? Like Oc x canon stuff? Too bad I'm sharing mine:

TW: Mentions of alcoholism

So, meet Gay Boy.

His name is Karis, pronounced Care-iss.

He's a type of Monster that I got the idea for in a dream, they're called Fiends, basically typical demon-esque type of monsters, big horns, sharp teeth, can safely be in really hot environment, all that, they even have tiny bat wings.

He used to be an engineer, a really successful one, too! He graduated high school and worked in the CORE for a while, originally doing boring paperwork stuff that he absolutely hated, but then went on to actually do engineering work, which he enjoyed much more, however it just wasn't really his thing. So, he moved on to the Steamworks! (Yes, his story is connected to UTY) This was his permanent workplace for many years to come, and he LOVED it! Mostly because his dream job was to me a mechanic and he got loads of that kind of work there, even invented the minigun in his spare time, but also because he had a FAT workplace crush. On Chujin. Ok pals here's where the oc x canon part comes in. Ever since high school, he's had the FATTEST crush on Chujin (see why I call him Gay Boy?) but, yknow, he kinda can't act on his feelings on account of Chujin being happily married, so he bottles his feelings up, after all, if Chujin is happy, he's happy! He's still a family friend after all, he'll be okay, if a little jealous.

Then Chujin dies. Oh boy then Chujin dies. He really goes off the deep end here. He's already been bottling up very aggressive feelings of love for years now, only for the person he was both pining for and genuinely good friends with to die, tragically, and the rest of the family fall apart soon after. He continued to bottle up his feelings, more and more, skipping work often to either stay home and drink, or go to a bar to drink, either way, he ended up passed out, only to wake up just as sad and repressed as before. It didn't help that he never felt like it was "his turn" to grieve, there were people closer to him, so he'd let them grieve before he could. It was never "his turn."

He has a soul trait attached to him, like if he had a boss fight, that being Patience, the thing that was ultimately his downfall. He never confessed when he had the chance in high school or fresh in the workforce, he never got it out while Chujin was still alive, and he never allowed himself grief after he died. He spiraled further and further until he quit his dream job, and moved to Snowdin, opening up a little curiosity shop where he'd sell the remaining things he made on the side during his career, and when he isn't at his shop, he's at home, drinking until he can't walk straight and can barely speak, only managing to sob.

Oh the things that come from never properly expressing your feelings when you had the chance.

Anyways uh yeah! I don't have lots of art of him or a proper reference, I'll make that later, so uhhh, take some assorted doodles of him

*Chanting like I'm at a party* COT-TON CANDY COT-TON CANDY COT-TON CANDY COT-TON CANDY COT-TON CANDY COT-

Ok, it's time for some REAL QUESTIONS!!!

*Slams hands on table angrily*

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FAYGO FLAVOR!?!

OOOOOOOO

That's a hard one I'm ngl

You'd expect me to like blue raspberry the most, and I DO like it, but Cotton Candy????????

Cotton Candy Faygo will ALWAYS have a special place in my heart lemme be real

It's got such a nice taste, and yet it's surprisingly NOT overwhelming!!!!!!!! If I'd recommend Faygo to anybody I'm getting Cotton Candy to go