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“Two things only the greatest fools do: throw stones at hornets’ nests and threaten a Witcher.”
Happy (belated) Birthday, @spacebuck! 💜Here’s Steve as a witcher, come to fuck shit up.
my art
get u a man like peter parker who comes up with a six-step plan to confess his feelings to you which includes remembering your favourite flower and buying you a necklace of said flower
the best part of Far From Home was when Ned says Europeans love Americans and every single one of us Europeans in the theater laughed way harder than for any of the other more advanced jokes in the entire mcu
I wonder how long Nebula’s lifespan is? will she live to see tony’s grandchildren? his great grandchildren?
Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
I think now this looks better :)
oh i’m sorry,,,,(endgame aside) did i step on your moment?
WHY
So I don’t know about you, but I’m often frustrated by the ridiculous smallness of girls’ pockets. At a bare minimum, I need to be able to shove my cellphone in there - come on, pants companies! So what I started doing was making myself pocket extenders. I’ve done this several times, for pants and shorts. It’s great.
I just got this pair of jeans, so I thought I’d show you how to do it. I kind of feel like it just hasn’t occurred to some of you that this is an option, so maybe now it will. All you need is your pants, some fabric (I just took a random piece from a scrap bin), a needle, and some thread (thread doesn’t even need to match the fabric since literally no one will see it).
See? Ridiculous. Like, half a cellphone, or only 2.5″. Useless.
So turn those inside out to expose the pockets.
Figure out how big you want your pockets to actually be. I kinda go by whatever looks like might be right. I didn’t really measure them. Fold the fabric in half, so you have a pocket, and then fold it in half again so you can have two equal ones.
Try to get the edges to line up enough, pin it in place, then sew up the sides! Are your stitches crazy uneven and wonky looking? Doesn’t matter; nobody’s going to see it. These are in the inside of your pants. The only thing that matters is that it holds up. So I double-did the corners, since those tend to get the most stress.
Cut open the bottom of the existing pockets.
Pin it in place, then sew around, joining the new pocket to the old pocket. I did this by keeping my hand on the inside, so I wouldn’t accidentally sew through the other side. Again, I reinforced the corners, and didn’t worry about what it actually looks like. Then I turned it in side out to make sure the inside was all joined properly.
Yay all done! And the pockets are so much bigger now!
Whaaaat I can fit my entire phone and entire hand and probably something else now, are girls’ pockets even allowed to do that?! Heck yeah they are.
steve rogers
Finally, a sane celebrity who doesn’t bend the knee to feminist bullshit.
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”I’m just a kid from Brooklyn.”
A tribute to one of the best characters of the MCU, brought to magnificent life thanks to the hard work of Chris Evans. He not only gave us a living incarnation of Captain America but imbued him with the best of his personality and vulnerabilities.
Thank you for 8 years of the best Steve Rogers we could’ve hoped for, and no matter what happens in Endgame, we’re with you until the end of the line, Cap.
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watch us all be boo boo the fool when we go spend our money on a new realsed endgame expecting a peppertony wedding, a thor and loki hug, a nat and tony living and breathing for their happily ever afters, steve actually staying with bucky, and pietro coming back. only to have it be just old steve, sam and bucky at the senior citizens home playing cards for 8 mins straight.
If these scenes aren’t brought to life in the Winter Soldier and Falcon show, then what’s the point?
Cred: mechinaries on Twitter
a puppy with a puppy
The Mermaid of Lily Lake by Andy Ivanov
smh smh you two….
Don’t let kids know your secrets!
LIFE GOES ON (Part ONE) - 2019
A series of drawings inspired by Avengers Endgame. Part TWO, featuring characters like T'Challa, Quill, Carol, etc…will be posted in one-two months away. A big thank you to @hurtcomfortbucky for the beta of the captions ♥
incorrect quotes ft. preserum steve
via incorrectbucko on twitter
part 1 • part 2 • part 3
#not this time bitch
Brb gonna go cry in a corner.
What’s Endgame?
Tumblr has it bad for Sebastian Stan
might never be normal again (but who cares) by napricot
i want to see the avengers play cards against humanity and i want to see them all slowly realizing that steve has the most fucked up sense of humor out of all of them