Explain Please. How Does "I'm Really Liking Being Single," Somehow Mean "I Haven't Found/am Looking For

Forever is banking on your future self loving your S.O.'s future self. I can make A FEW assumptions about my future self, but someone else?? Rather not risk that particular lie.

Personal cringe is when guys say you make me wanna be a better man. Dude... You should want that anyway!!

(this is aside from anyone saying that they are complimented by their SO)

It is not your job, as a female, to heal men in any way. You should not be tied to someone because “without you, he would be lost”. A relationship should be based on both parts caring about each other and being happy for being in that relationship, and not on a woman sacrificing her own life in order to take care of a male ass.

We are not your caretakers, okay? It is not our jobs to give up on everything we wish to do and to be in order to take care of men. And I’m not saying a woman cannot do it, but that we are not obliged to do it and that we should not be painted as monsters when we decide we don’t want to do it.

my fav trope is like, nonhuman characters not understanding human needs/customs but still being super supportive of their human companion

“look what I found while exploring this planet’s surface!” “kilrak please I’m trying to sleep” “ah yes your human circadian rhythm. *stage whispering* I am supposed to be quiet during this time in your rhythm, yes?”

“the book I purchased on ragnok V says humans require physical touch when upset. therefore, I shall engage in a ‘hug’ with you.” *supremely awkward five-armed hug ensues*

*human sneezes* “OH MY GOD SIL'EEN GET THE MEDIC OUR HUMAN IS DYING”

“this pamphlet I received recently says that humans require companions and packmates in the form of small earth creatures. you should have told me this before we departed earth, but it is no worry. we will have to stop at the next trade planet to get you one of these ‘cats’ or ‘dogs’.”

Don't get me wrong, I like this movie a lot, acting was great! But. LESTAT. Oldest, whiniest lil bitch I've ever seen/read.

But once put out thy light, I cannot give it vital breath again…

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YO ON SOME ANIME SHIT THIS DOPE AF!!!!

When you discover that these two:

Were married in Love Actually

Depression

Life's a bitch... And keeps on going.