I Hate When Guys Use A Nonsexual Question To Segue Into Sex.

#celebratingdean | week 17: reputation

the man they write about on demon bathroom walls

Ok Chuck. You made & loved Lucifer. But if you knew what would happen - as you totally did, being omniscient - WHY did you give him the capacity for jealousy? WHY create sin at all? Dope. #SPN

Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth

This is my personal favorite Halloween DIYs. Actually… one of my favorites period. Not only do I have these bottles out for Halloween – I have a bottle collection out all year on a shelf. Every time I get a new cool looking bottle from anywhere, the label comes off and a new one goes on.

Nerd Craft Librarian makes it incredibly easy by giving you some awesome premade labels. Just print and you are ready to go!

Halloween Potion Labels

Some other label ideas include: D&D potions like Cure Light, Bulls Strength and Cats Grace. A few Alice in Wonderland Drink Me bottles. I personally love my bottles of Nuka Cola and Rad X!

i think the worst thing to come out of this site are the ‘NAZIS ARE TERRIBLE. they WILL KILL ALL JEWS in COLD BLOOD, LET THEIR FAMILIES DIE IN FRONT OF THEM, and start the HOLOCAUST 2.0!! also reblog to make a jew feel safe.’ formatted type posts

This'll be more interesting after I google Danny Fenton. I'm too old for this.

danny fenton: -wears a shirt to the water park -accidentally uses the womens restroom -“i would tell you to use the mens room but i dont think you qualify” -chest occasionally bulges in his ghost suit -is a trans boy

I'm so tired

Of the "how are you fine/good how are you" politeness exchange. It serves no purpose bc no one wants/gives a real answer.

when the #1 shoplifted food in america is baby formula i don’t want to hear your wishy-washy liberal apologetics about how retail workers are just “doing their job” when they report people and that shoplifters are responsible for a company hypothetically firing someone for it

i mean what do you want to have happen exactly? if my baby is starving and i have no other recourse, i’ll steal baby formula. i don’t care about your stupid armchair philosophizing about it - you sound like you’ve never been poor and you have no clue what you’re talking about

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

Personal cringe is when guys say you make me wanna be a better man. Dude... You should want that anyway!!

(this is aside from anyone saying that they are complimented by their SO)

It is not your job, as a female, to heal men in any way. You should not be tied to someone because “without you, he would be lost”. A relationship should be based on both parts caring about each other and being happy for being in that relationship, and not on a woman sacrificing her own life in order to take care of a male ass.

We are not your caretakers, okay? It is not our jobs to give up on everything we wish to do and to be in order to take care of men. And I’m not saying a woman cannot do it, but that we are not obliged to do it and that we should not be painted as monsters when we decide we don’t want to do it.