Latest Posts by briefkittenearthquake - Page 7

guys.

i like my men a lil unstable though

When my teacher asks what I’m thinking about during the lecture:

can you do math?

yes…yes i can

i refuse to believe these are all the same man

pls tell me someone else has seen this😳

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.

Kidnapper: we have your son.

Hotch: but my son is with me right now.

Kidnapper: ..shit. then who is this? he asked to pour him 250 ml of chocolate milk because I quote “statistically-

Hotch: fuck they have Reid. BABY, HOLD ON I’M COMING!

Just Spencer Reid spinning in his chair roughly 11 years apart

01x01

12x04

Bonus: Gideon looking dead inside while Spencer keeps spinning in the background

Me, a spectator to this magical event

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

time for a weirdly specific shitpost; Spencer Reid’s hand in season one episode two of Criminal Minds he could choke me with them and I’d be just fine

Voice of the Outer World

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tfw = two fucking weiners

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

asexuals are queer pass it on

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH B*TCHES

My favorite running dune messiah plot line.

stealing this fun personality test from @cloudofbutterflies92 ❤️

lol so fitting

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No pressure tagging: @esolean @localravenclaw @nadilu @chewbokachoi @johnlocsin-johnyakuza @bihanspookies @shanaraharlyah @l3vi4than @its-lolyolo @joliackermann @kyuoki and everyone who wants to do this (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

I was tagged by @cffeine in a tag game where you only color whats true abt you!! Ty for the tag :)

i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child

And im taggingggg @lotus-reblogs @evilkaeya @emtearzz @seukorei :)! No pressure ofc 🫶

Im trying to prove a point to my mum

Repost if school has caused:

Anxiety Depression Suicidal thoughts Social anxiety Eating disorders Self harm Stress

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

is it just me, or does this kid from bunk’d look like a mini tommyinnit

goodnight to crazy people only

Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Yep.

1: I have 2 birds

2: I have a cat body pillow called Timmy

3: I have a PCB (Plantonic Cuddle Buddy)

@dingus0401 @kteezy997 @ginnyluvstimmy

@simp4lotsofthings @timhalamet

Two Truths and a Lie!

Rules: Share two truths and one lie about yourself, tag five people to guess your lie and to share their own, make sure to guess the lie of the person who tagged you!

and 🤔 mmm I wanna guess that 3, you never went to music festivals, is your lie? I’m real tempted to say 2, but even smart people can repeat grades for one reason or another. Ohh I love this game, though I’m pretty bad at guessing games. I got tagged by@de-sire-blog

Now mine, which I had a lot of trouble coming up with xD

1. I used to get into lots of trouble for fighting and what not in school because anger issues~

2. I was basically raised at renaissance fair for how often my parents and I attended from my birth until I was about 6-7.

3. I once had plans to become a musician and/or actor until I realized my social anxiety was way too terrible, so I settled for doing art instead.

Tagging, but no pressure ~ @thebattlehamster @miss-bibbles @jegulus-trash @clifford-thebigreddog