@crimsonelevendelightpetrichor

Listen up, big guy. I got three good reasons why you should just walk away. The Emperor’s New Groove (2000) dir. Mark Dindal

British intelligence at its best! Only just coming to light in The U.K, HMS VENGEANCE "accidentally" fired an "unarmed" missile at Florida. Lucky they were able to disable it. This happened last June when we was voting for Brexit, we left the E.U "accidentally fired a fucking missile then our all round shit bag of a prime minister David bastard Cameron decides to fuck off! (A bit to fucking fishy) Please do not start blowing up parts of the USA. "Accidentally" or not. Fucking Downing Street!!! I think we need a new prime minister..

This ain't re-blogged enough!

At the age of 30 I’m fucked out!

Doctors say each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off your life. based on that math I should have died in 1732

It’s 2am and I’m shitposting!

Some people will never fit into your life, no matter how much you want them to.

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Made me lol haha

You’re A Hazard, Harry