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(Nightly ritual)

Y/N listening to music

Bridget: hey Y/N what are you listening to

Y/N looks up to take headphones off: what?

Bridget: I said what are you listening too?

Y/N: oh nothing much just this really cool incantation I stole from a closed cellar in the basement

Bridget: ....

Y/N....

texting Regina

Regina: hey y/n why don't you sit with us tomorrow during lunch

Y/n: i- are you texting the right person?

Regina: this is (your full name) isn't it?

Y/n: yeah but-

Regina: but nothing, I command it.

Y/n:......

Regina: see you then baby ;)

AGATHAS reaction would be priceless. Rio finna get it when aggs gets home and then some. 🤣🤣🤣🤙

Rio, texting Agatha: [sends a voice message]

Agatha, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Rio: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

[later]

Agatha: [presses play]

Rio’s voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

the dinner party

Mom: so um...how long did you say you knew each other?

Y/n looking across the table at Ellie: oh just um...a couple of months

Ellie sticking the bread sticks up her nose

Y/n:....

Mom:....

Ellie smiles widely

Billie Eilish 

Nsfw 18+ 

GRAMMY PARTY 

Billie was a very very good friend of your, you loved spending time with her any chance you got and you never passed up an opportunity either. The night Billie texted you up to invite you to her Grammy after party you were beyond excited. You were in bed when you got the text message. “ Hey mamas I hope you aren't in bed I need you here…now. Your baby bils”. You nearly blushed at the pet name but you knew she called everyone that. Part of you wish she had a separate nickname for you but never the less you decided to head over and kick it with her. 

Once you threw on your outfit and dolled yourself up you headed over, your driver gave you a lift. Of course it was California and everyone there seemed to be famous for some reason. Once your driver pulled up to the entrance you told him you were most likely going home with Billie and to not wait up. Not even ten seconds passed before you entered that Billie leaped on top of you and swirled you around in a tight hug. “heyyyy”. She said giggling. You smiled and blushed from the contact. “hey bils”. You giggled while looking around. “big party”. You said. “oh fuck yeah you have no idea. It is a little loud so how about we dance for a little then catch up”? She said. You nodded and proceeded to the dance floor. 

You never knew how good of a dancer Billie was until you saw and felt her move. Her hands were on you like glue. No matter what you couldn't get her off of you. No matter how many times you swatted your hand away she always seemed to place it back in the same spot. The signature smirk and lip bite always had you in a chokehold and you never knew how much it actually affected you. Her new song lunch was playing from the loud DJ system and that's when she started to get bolder. She mouthed her words while spinning you around and burying her face into your neck. You shivered and your breath hitched. “ B…Billie”. You carefully lifted your arm and placed it on her neck behind your head. “let's get out of here”. She said biting the lobe of your ear. 

You agreed and followed her into a quiet room where you could talk and perhaps a little more. The room eventually filled with panting, moaning, and groaning. “ Billie we a…aren't supposed to be in here”. You moaned as she had your legs over her shoulders while she thrusted into you ever so sweetly with her strap. She wrapped her cold ringed fingers around your neck ever so lightly squeezing. Your eyes rolled to the back of your skull upon hearing her moans become more frequent. You knew she was coming and you wanted to hear everything. After all you two had been at it for a while. “ “I…is daddy gonna cum”? You asked breathlessly. Billie gripped the desk she hand you sitting on so hard her knuckles turned white. “p…please daddy…please”. You moaned while laying back in pure bliss. Billie moaned one last time before finally thrusting into you cumming on command. “fuck shay you're so fucking hot”. She whispered before kissing you hungrily. You went to billies place after that but not to sleep or chill but to mainly have her eat you for brunch. 

Y/n: so if you could save one person within the family from a fire who would it be?

Enid: my dad because I love him more than anything

Bianca: my laptop and phone

Y/n: um...i said one person, not things

Wednesday: myself, the others wouldn't deserve to live under any circumstances

Y/n: mkay I think we maybe done with this game

Wednesday: who said it was a game *glares blankly*

Lady lesso x reader

Florian was not too new to the school but he definitely stood out from the crowd, his hobby was collecting old records and he loved singing. So when he was around you would always know, at first lesso was annoyed and dovey would have him put on shows from time to time in the dining hall or the auditorium. Anything and everything about music Florian would be into it 100%.

One night Florian was singing Africa by toto and lesso was doing her hallway rounds to make sure the students were in their respectable dorms. She scoffed slightly but decided to stand in the shadows of the school and listen to the echoes that travelled through the night. "Hear the drums echoing tonight

But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation

She's comin' in, 12:30 flight

Her moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation". A chill swam down her spine listening to your voice. She's heard him before but never took the time to actually listen listen. "So my little siren of the night where did you learn to sing like that"? She asked opening your dorm room door. You quickly turned slightly startled. "Oh, h..hey professor". He spoke quietly. "Oh, don't go quiet on me now little lamb". She said smirking softly. You walked up to her and smiles softly. "My mother used to sing to me in and outside of the womb, so I guess because of that I became accustomed to singing myself". He said putting his hair in a messy bun. Lesso took the time to admire his features and never thought she'd be suaded to being attracted to a man but there was something about Florian she couldn't put her finger on. She bit her lip softly and leaned in to place a soft kiss on his lips, not knowing how to react he went wide eyed but dared not move.

Lesso pulled away slowly and looked into his eyes, but stepping back she decided to trail her eyes a little farther down to admire more of him. "You're gonna be my new friend ". She said winking before leaving Florian stunned and stuck to the floor.

Smoking with your lady

it was a cold winter night in the village but luckily you spent it having fun with your mistress. Lady dimitrescu wasn't always this nice to you, but you stood your ground letting her know you meant business when it came to being real. That night you were in the mistresses room rolling up a joint while telling her your life story about being in the psych ward. "and that's how I escaped and got re-kidnapped" you laughed. Lady D looked at you amused deciding not to correct you on your poor grammar. She ran her fingers through your hair humming in content with the company of you. "you are quite the adventurer my love. You took the liberty of inhaling and blowing the smoke between her lips in a sweet soft kiss. "cmere" you whispered. Usually your mistress isn't the one to take the order but rather give the order. So she rolled over to where she's on top of you and began leaving sweet kisses up the collum of your neck. 'Before the end of this very night you will be mine" she growled into your ear a rumbling vibrating through her chest.

Mommy has a pretty watchful eye on her little maggots we mustn't disappoint her.