Johnny: Hey Peter, you ever thought of getting a cat?
Peter sitting on a couch: I already have a cat. (pans to Felicia bitting peters hand while laying next to him)
Felicia: mmMeow!!
Johnny:π....you serious?
Peter: what?
Johnny:π€¨πmoon knight can you believe thi....
Moon knight:(on a lounge chair with tigera sleeping on his lap) π€« shush she's napping.
Johnny:π¦π€π
Moon knight:πΆπ€¨
Johnny:You got to be joking!?
Tigra:(jolts awakeπ€―) mmMEOW!!!(jumps of and runs away)
Moon knight:π¨π°π±NO greer come back!
Moon knight:π€¬DAMME IT Johnny look what you did!(runs after tigra)
Peter: What the hell Johnny!π
Felicia: Not cool man.
Johnny:π‘You know what screw this I'm going home!(opens window)
Johnny:flame on!(sets a blaze and flys away)
Peter and Felicia:......
Felicia: The hell's his problem?
Thank you @impossiblyatomictiger-blog and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!
Thank you @sweetums0kitty and everyone who got me to 25 reblogs!
Tiffany x Bonbon= rich lesbian aunts with no kids with bags of Christmas gifts
Kabuki x Greta= the lovers in a Japanese romantic tale
Merry x Rodeo= Merry: gasp!!! Rodeo is not a creep, he is the sweetest, kindest, and most hard working person I know. I have you know he studies hard to achieve his dream of becoming a judge, he studies day and knight to get there that takes dedication. People like you who judge people without getting to know them make me sick. don't listen them cuteybull they're just haters, you'll always be amazing to me.ππ
Rodeos thoughts:π³(that's it she's gonna be my wife. she will be my wife, I'm going to marry her, she will be the mother of my children, and we will name our daughter tulip!.....but if it's a boy will name him toro.)
Cherry x Goldie x Wolfgang= Cherry is bi and has two hands, Goldie really appreciates that they let her be as affectionate(to a smothering degree) as possible, Wolfgang likes people he can kick it, vibe with, and cuddle with, with these girls he has all of that
Snake x Hazel= snake: So how's the most beautiful person doing today?.π
Hazel: I don't know how are you?ππ
Snake caught off guard:π³π...f f Fine.!?
1. Isabelle has 4 bottles of wine and 5 bottles of whisky in her cabinet and a hole box of white claw in her fridge.
2. Punchy was a heavy wait boxer. he quit boxing to pursue his real dream of being a cartoonist, but mostly because in one boxing match he nearly gave his aponent brain damage and he never wants or have that happen again.
3. Snake, being a ninja knows how to make all sorts of poisons but he would never mention it, he knows many ways to kill a target, but he wishes to be peaceful.
4. Eugene is very self conscious about his eyes, as a kid he was made fun off for them so he always keeps his sunglasses on. He likes to keep a cool guy persona and he's afraid of people seeing his eyes in fear of being laughed at, so he's hesitant to show you his eyes for the first time.
5. Rover, Tom, and Moe are brothers. Rover is the oldest, Tom is the middle child, and Moe is the youngest. When you see them individually they don't really mention it, but when they're together you see how very close brothers they are.