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No but this shit gets me every time. Like, it wasn’t just a short little bit it was a solid two months of very real sensation/sound that he had to endure and keep his eyes closed. I feel not nearly enough focus was given to his experiencing of that just to be then slammed back into reality again.

(And that was just his FIRST time at experiencing tons of not-real time because of shenanigans.)

Guys, I don't think we give Jack enough credit for surviving Sagoth. He was mocked, abandoned, gawked at, and severely inconvenienced for months and persevered. He's got some unbelievable willpower.

“I will do no such thing, and you can’t make me!” Will never fail to absolutely destroy me every time it is one of the most Jack moments ever. MCP’s narration especially delivers it so perfectly.

Highly requested comic from TFTGS Bedside Manor

rolls up to the stand ♦️👑

Tales from the Gas Station Volume 3: Travis

As part of his self-imposed redemption arc, Travis has appointed himself shipper-on-deck for Jack and anyone he thinks Jack might be interested in dating. Rosa. Jerry. O'Brien. Doc Howard. The Bathroom Cowboy. Travis has headshots of Jack and a dating profile that is only almost completely lies,and he will talk up his boy to anyone and everyone who'll listen.

Everyone's like, uh, Travis, this sounds like maybe YOU want to date Jack? And Travis is like, not really, but I will stretch to dinner, a movie and some light petting if it means he forgives me

Jack is desperately trying to collect every copy of that stupid dating profile and destroy them and get through to Travis that this is making him MORE angry, not less

Travis, as usual, does not get it

The five four finger discount on other people’s phones.

no one talks about how good jack townsend is at pick pocketing. there’s like five points where he’s in a rough situation and he just goes “so i stole his wallet/phone while he was beating the shit out of me lol” and NO ONES NOTICED HIM YET

*fighting some fucked up creature*

jerry: oh shit that reminds me of when i went to Woodstock, shit was wild. i met with thi-

jack: Woodstock? jerry, that happened like 25 years before you were born.

jerry: yeah, Woodstock! anyways, i was talking to this guy, completely nude-

rosa: how did you go to Woodstock?! are you talking about some kind of anniversary for it?

jerry: nope! the real thing. i found an old time machine after i fought off a hoard of Napoleon clones. i still have a scar from it! so, this guy was nude, so was i. it was a whole thing-

jack: TIME MACHINE?!

rosa: jerry why did Napoleon clones have a TIME MACHINE!? and where is it now????

jerry: oh, i gave it to Jimi Hendrix. did you know acid was only like a buck there? i gotta go back sometime

jack: YOU HAD A TIME MACHINE AND WENT TO WOODSTOCK INSTEAD OF OH I DONT KNOW SOMETIME USEFUL???

jerry: HEY! Woodstock was INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT to rock history! plus, i got myself a fursuit and went walking in the woods and someone got a pic me. do you know how important bigfoot is?

rosa: oh my god.

jerry: continuing my story you guys just had to interrupt. i was talking to this dude, and he told me my beard doesn’t fit me. he said it clashed with my blue eyes and pubes, and i’ve been thinking about it a lot recently. i don’t want to shave it, but now im feeling self conscious.

rosa: your… pubes?

jerry: i already said we were naked, get with the times rosa!

jack: your beard is fine, jerry. if anything it probably elevates your overall look. there.

rosa: yeah, i feel like it’s very Jerry, you know? cant have jerry without his beard.

jerry: alright! thanks y’all, now back to the problem at hand. how do we banish a space god from this school bathroom?

a secret between you and me 🤫

We all have secrets that haunt us...

There isn’t enough Jackerry in the world and it breaks my heart.

GOD I love jackerry. been in a car for 10 hours thinking about jackerry smut the whole time. I love them so much. 10/10 Mr Townsend great characters.

An oldie but I had to share since its twst chef cafe season!