ATTENTION

OKAY DEMIGODS, WAKE UP!! IT’S HERE!! IT’S FREAKIN HAPPENINGGG 😭😭

me watching mike faist become white boy of the month

Me watching Jane Eyre (2011 ) :

This man cannot be Mr. Rochester, he's hot as fuck

judy poovey is the only tsh character who matters

“she had wild clothes, frosted hair, and a red corvette with california plates bearing the legend JUDY P. her voice was loud and rose frequently to a screech, which rang though the house like the cries of some terrifying tropical bird.”

realizes that henry and the macaulays are assholes 90% of the time

when camilla said something rude to her she threw her drink in her face because it was “that kind of night and “just seemed like the thing to do, you know?”

the only one of the classics group who she doesn’t seem to hate is francis which is such a valid fucking opinion

she’s a costume design major and gives richard some random suit from the costume shop to wear to lunch with bunny

did cocaine with richard in a burger king parking lot

altered her university issued desk area into a totally decked out vanity complete with a glass top and a satin skirt

“all it does here is fucking snow.”

“judy (judy! god bless her!)”

“richard,” judy would say, reaching across the table to squeeze my hand, “you must eat”

“actually, i was often glad of their company. despite her faults, judy was a kindly soul, and she was so bossy and talkative that i felt oddly safe with her.”

she actually cares so much about richard even though he treats her like shit most of the time

while watching a movie she managed to paint her fingernails, smoke a cigarette, and drink a diet coke all at the same time

lets richard take her car to take charles to the ER

became a certified aerobics instructor and appears regularly on an exercise program called “power moves!”

moral of the story is if richard would’ve just been friends with judy and co. then maybe his whole life wouldn’t have gone to shit

Obsessed with this. Obsessed with him.

Masterlist

MY OTHER MASTERLIST FOR DRABBLES AND WHATNOT

*both masterlists updated 11/21/18*

Dear Evan Hansen

Connor Murphy

Gone

Just Friends?

Nobody Else

The Dinner

Idiots In Love

Connor x Plant Lover Reader

Comforting After a Bad Day

Kleinman Reader

Destructive Reader

Emergency

Hating Forever

It’s Nice

Faking It

Bend Over

I Never Meant to Hurt You

Don’t Ever Do That Again

Connor x Piano Reader

Sick Day

Troubling

Forever

Texas

Perfect Together

Soulmate AU

Believe

Getting a Dog

Enough

Disney Marathon

The Perfect Family

Biting

Insecure Reader

Sick Reader

Drunk Reader

Subtle

Just Us

Modeling

Tap Reader

Reader With Anxiety

Somehow It Works

Not Working

Trans Reader

Not Forever

Fighting

Misspelled

monster

Evan Hansen

Different

Evan x Depressed Reader

First Christmas With You

Promise Forever

Sporty Reader

Cheerleader Reader

A New Me

Bird Lover Reader

Jared Kleinman

Insecure Jared

Camp Jared x Reader

Jared x Drag Queen Reader

I’m Gay For You

That’s What Soulmates Do

Hair Pulling

Platonic Jared x Reader

Breakups are a Bitch

Reuniting

Zoe Murphy

Some Bad Days

Sincerely Three

Forgetting your birthday

Disney

Children

Friends-Giving

Series

A New Chance (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5)

Not Quite Goodbye (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5)

Newsies

All of Them

Disney

High School AU (Part 1)

Albert

No Strings Attached

Something New (Other Punk!Albert head canons)

Three Simple Words

Jack Kelly

Not Real (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3)

Going Down

Racetrack Higgins

When I Saw Him (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3)

You can't see it but i'm in love w him

Me watching the secret garden (1993) :

Is this dark academia or cottagecore?

We'll never know folks

Pjo Characters as things i've said in my crackhead hours:

Leo: i look hotter than normal .

Percy: it's the fucking 4 am and i'm reading Jack Frost+Elsa fanfiction.

Nico: look i made a draw of us it's actually an ugly draw but i wanna make u cry.

Thalia: lol keep talking to X and catch feeling and others gay things.

Rachel: I say "shit" to everything, Shit it's like the amen of the gods.

Frank: ¿are vegans food racists?

Annabeth: She wrote hey with 2 y's that mean she likes you, you pannini head

Jason:*Creepy stare* i found you...

Piper: When i was 7 i stole sugar from a coffe shop , sorry dad i'm a bad bitch.

Grover: The thing i'm most scared of are the "." After an okey

Chiron:i'm your mom now

diana: *actively lying her ass off to spend time with jerry and his family* jerry: (✿ ♥ ◡ ♥)(✿ ♥ ◡ ♥)(✿ ♥ ◡ ♥)