If There's Something Strange In Your Neighborhood Who You Gonna Call? BEEDUO!

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Pjo Characters as things i've said in my crackhead hours:

Leo: i look hotter than normal .

Percy: it's the fucking 4 am and i'm reading Jack Frost+Elsa fanfiction.

Nico: look i made a draw of us it's actually an ugly draw but i wanna make u cry.

Thalia: lol keep talking to X and catch feeling and others gay things.

Rachel: I say "shit" to everything, Shit it's like the amen of the gods.

Frank: ¿are vegans food racists?

Annabeth: She wrote hey with 2 y's that mean she likes you, you pannini head

Jason:*Creepy stare* i found you...

Piper: When i was 7 i stole sugar from a coffe shop , sorry dad i'm a bad bitch.

Grover: The thing i'm most scared of are the "." After an okey

Chiron:i'm your mom now

logan lerman as poseidon goodbye goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky... war is over you can rest now thanks for your service amen 🙏🏻

Ben: The only way you're getting to Exegol... is with me.

Rey: Okay.

Ben: What?

Rey: Sure. Since you already know the way... Besides, why bother the trouble to find the second wayfinder in a dangerous mission? You've already found one, let's use that.

Ben: Really?

Rey: Plus, it would be better to have help while facing the Emperor. And since we both want him dead and we make a pretty good team, as we established in the previous film...

Ben: Whoa, whoa! So you're saying... you are going to Exegol with me?

Rey: Of course! It would be very stupid of me to go alone. Why would I?

Ben: Yeah, that would be dumb. So... Aren't you going to fight me?

Rey: Why?

Ben: We are in the death star, I guess a lightsaber duel would be very dramatic and visually outstanding.

Rey: Ben, if I wanted you dead, I'd kill you in the throne room while you were unconscious.

Ben: I know, right?!! It's not like you had to run in the desert and do a dangerous backflip!

Rey: Nah... That's just extra.

Ben: Good, that's what I thought.

Rey: Just to let you know, I have two lightsabers now. If you need one--

Ben: But I already have my own.

Rey: Yeah, but if you happen to toss it in the ocean--

Ben: Why would I do that? It's my only weapon! I need it to protect myself!

Rey: Lol, I don't know, just saying. Oh, another thing I forgot to mention! Now I can force heal. So if you get injured or die, don't worry, I got you.

Ben: That's a relief! I might try it too!

Rey: Sure, it's totally not dangerous! Nothing happens to you.

Ben: So I'm not risking dying or something?

Rey: Absolutely not. Since I did it without any harm, why would it harm you? Don't worry, you'll be fine. You are a fan favorite.

Ben: I know, JJ and Chris Terrio wouldn't dare kill me off.

Rey: It would make no sense at all. But even if they do, I healed a murderous snake once, I can do it again.

Ben: Hey--

Rey: Just kidding, love you, hope you come back to the light side! ♡♡♡ And even if you don't, that vision of us in the Sith throne was dope!

Ben: Oh you saw that too? So it wasn't just my dream. Were you sitting in my lap in your vision too?

Rey: Yeah and I kept touching your tight.

Ben: Good, let's kill that old man and sit on his throne.

Rey: But can we be on the light side while seated?

Ben: Rey, it's literally the SITH throne! What part of the word "sith" do you not get?

Rey: But you said you wanted to let old things die, remember? Can we just be grey jedi instead?

Ben: K, whatever, if we still get to touch fingertips I don't mind.

Rey: I should probably call Leia and tell her I'm with you. You know, just in case she wants to speak to you, she doesn't have to reach out using the Force.

Ben: That would kill her.

Rey: Yeah, she can just call me on this high-tech comlink we use in this galaxy.

Ben: Plus the connection would be of better quality.

overall, the show did a great job with bringing the personalities of the characters in the first two books to life onscreen, but i feel like of all the characters, kipps changed the most. in the show, he’s a bit of a jerk with a superiority complex and a crush on lucy. book kipps is a bitchy little leprechaun with a sword.

Only a bit

Riff x Latina! 

Warnings: use of a slur, bit of angst and a very awful writing. 

“You’ll pay for that candy, five cents, on the counter” Said Valentina with her wonderful accent.

“She doesn’t want you in her store and neither do I.” I told him. “I think that even Tony wants you out.”I laughed. “Valentina told you to pay that” I said walking behing Riff.

“It’s not like you could do something if I don’t pay, What are you gonna do about it, flat ass” He laughed while Tony and i looked at him unimpressed

“I’m going to break your nose.” I said and he flashed me with that one sided smile. “and don’t act like you don’t want me, I see you looking at my tetas all the time.”

“i’m sorry, I don’t speak spics” I looked at him angry, but tried to relax. Still, my breath was fast, he noticed this, but what he was doing is watch my chest go up and down.

“I think you understood what i said. Now don’t ever put a foot over here.” It was a really lucky day for me, i had heels on, so i did what every Latina would do if someone is trying to take an adventage of her friends.

you step on him.

“What a bitch” he cried leaning down because of the pain, he grabbed my shoulder resting a bit of his wheight on me, now we were almost the same height.

“Don’t enter here again don’t bother Valentina or me or TOny againg, and if you even dare to disrespect my culture like how you did with the flag, I will cut you in small pieces, ¿Me entendiste cabrón?” He rolled his eyes and smiled.

“You look so hot when you’re angry” He whispered so only I can hear it, and bumped our noses. I, as every person in the shop, was a bit confused but i’ll let it pass. “Write me down a Milky Way, it’s the least you can do” He said to Tony standing straight. “ Womb to tomb was never a joke to me” And then he just left.

“Don’t be like that, just because I can’t go to a dance” TOny shouted to him, they were two idiots. I kissed Valentina on the cheek and walked to the door too.

“I’m sorry I had to go early, but tomorrow i’ll be here as early as the sun.” I said grabbing my purse. “Nos vemos mañana Valentina, see you later Tony” I run to my house as fast as i could, goddamn Riff, he was the biggest idiot ever, and he was so damn fine.

I knew he liked me, still, Grazzie and him were together, I shouldn’t be in the way. But he always came for more, he would come to my window just to make fun of me, walk by me when it’s late at night so i can be safe, he flirted then he would make me angry by saying something racist. He just wanted to make me mad. I am becoming mad.

I walked to the dance with my friends, but they had their dates, i was going alone, maybe i could find a date there. The gym looked like if it was divided by jets and sharks, a boy from my block who was a dear friend walked up to me and asked for a dance, I grabbed his hand and danced my way to the dance floor. I was so happy, my friend spinned me a few times and i was having the time of my life, but i couldn’t help but feel a pair of eyes on me all the time.

“I have to go to the bathroom, thank you for the dance” He nodded and i went away, somewhere, the eyes that were always on me stopped dancing too, and followed me to the hallway.

“Having fun?” Riff asked. I nodded. “I’m glad to hear that, you look amazing.”

“Thank you Riff, you look very handsome too.” He laughed and put my hair away from my face.

“The spins messed up your hair a bit, but it’s okay, you look pretty anyways, my friend” His friend ???? okey i guess. “Well, I wont bother you no more, see you later. “

And we did. Because the asshole organized a rumble. 

“A rumble with the sharks, are you crazy?“ I said angry. “ Riff, don’t you think before you do these things?”

“They won’t hurt me...” Were the only words that escaped his mouth.

“It’s not just about you, idiota, what about your friends? What about my friends?” 

“The jets will be okey, they are strong, but the sharks...” I interrupted him. 

“WHat iff they hurt you? Huh, What will I do?” He rolled his eyes. “ WHat if i have to be on a side?”

“You will decide your side , with your family or with me.” I laughed sarcastically.

“And what are you to mme Riff?” He stayed silent for the fist time in his life. “Family is always first, but i don’t know how will i react if they hurt you, or any of the jets.” Riff remained silent. “Nothing? Fine... but promise me you will stay safe.” I Holded hhis face in my hands. “Just stay safe Riff.” Out of nowhere he kissed me, it was so desesperate and needy, i kissed him back. “What the actual hell?” I said letting him go. 

“I’m sorry”

“Be sorry about the rumble, not about jkissing you idiot.” I said and went for a kiss again, smiled in the middle of tha kiss. 

“So you don’t hate me?” He asked

“Only a bit”

I blame Charlie Dalton of the fact I’ll never find a boyfriend.

Carpe diem! DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989) / DERRY GIRLS S2 (2019)

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