Ride the Cyclone dir. Rachel Rockwell
BRO THEY TOOK DOWN THE BOOTLEG NOOOOOOO
“she had wild clothes, frosted hair, and a red corvette with california plates bearing the legend JUDY P. her voice was loud and rose frequently to a screech, which rang though the house like the cries of some terrifying tropical bird.”
realizes that henry and the macaulays are assholes 90% of the time
when camilla said something rude to her she threw her drink in her face because it was “that kind of night and “just seemed like the thing to do, you know?”
the only one of the classics group who she doesn’t seem to hate is francis which is such a valid fucking opinion
she’s a costume design major and gives richard some random suit from the costume shop to wear to lunch with bunny
did cocaine with richard in a burger king parking lot
altered her university issued desk area into a totally decked out vanity complete with a glass top and a satin skirt
“all it does here is fucking snow.”
“judy (judy! god bless her!)”
“richard,” judy would say, reaching across the table to squeeze my hand, “you must eat”
“actually, i was often glad of their company. despite her faults, judy was a kindly soul, and she was so bossy and talkative that i felt oddly safe with her.”
she actually cares so much about richard even though he treats her like shit most of the time
while watching a movie she managed to paint her fingernails, smoke a cigarette, and drink a diet coke all at the same time
lets richard take her car to take charles to the ER
became a certified aerobics instructor and appears regularly on an exercise program called “power moves!”
moral of the story is if richard would’ve just been friends with judy and co. then maybe his whole life wouldn’t have gone to shit
REBLOG IF YOU AGREE
Pjo Characters as things i've said in my crackhead hours:
Leo: i look hotter than normal .
Percy: it's the fucking 4 am and i'm reading Jack Frost+Elsa fanfiction.
Nico: look i made a draw of us it's actually an ugly draw but i wanna make u cry.
Thalia: lol keep talking to X and catch feeling and others gay things.
Rachel: I say "shit" to everything, Shit it's like the amen of the gods.
Frank: ¿are vegans food racists?
Annabeth: She wrote hey with 2 y's that mean she likes you, you pannini head
Jason:*Creepy stare* i found you...
Piper: When i was 7 i stole sugar from a coffe shop , sorry dad i'm a bad bitch.
Grover: The thing i'm most scared of are the "." After an okey
Chiron:i'm your mom now
Fideo sos el amor de mi vida
Ángel Di María in tears after scoring in the World Cup final for his country 💙 🇦🇷
Argentina vs France
World Cup Final 2022
December 18, 2022
I blame Charlie Dalton of the fact I’ll never find a boyfriend.
People who only watched the lockwood and co show must be very confuse why book fans love skull so much. I can only hope that if we get a second season they bring out his true personnality more so that we can all band together, both books and show fans, and give this dumbass of a skull the love he deserves.
im sweating my dudes he looks too damn fine and it suits him A LOT it makes me want to yell ‘till my lungs explode.
please. just. MLB’s connor murphy look. reblog if you agree.
there are two wolves inside you: dark academia and cottagecore.
you are gay.