"if we're taking queerbaiting as representation, which we are, morgana is a much better queer figure than merlin is"
"merlin's whole thing is 'if I stay closeted long enough and keep on supporting my oppressor, then maybe maaaybe one day his son will love me'"
"the show ends with merlin living in the present day still waiting for arthur to rise again and maybe fuck him this time"
"because he's immortal, merlin could have called the cops on stonewall"
"merlin in the present day is probably some arthurian scholar and is absolutely insufferable" "writing really erotic– have you ever read an academic essay by someone who wants to fuck the historical figure they're talking about, that's what merlin is doing"
"my favourite merthur fanfic trope is uther will consistently be like 'arthur it's ok that you're having sex with a man because at least you're not going to get any bastards but you can't have sex with a sorcerer'. like no it's the same thing! you don't understand the show you're watching"
"arthur is like 'if you're a sorcerer merlin, I guess that's okay, I just don't believe your kind should have rights'. he's one of those people that's like 'it's fine if you're a homosexual but I still think it's a sin'"
Wow! To build up our own hype for the Fallout TV show (which we have already finished by now) @plattenbauprinz and I crafted a DinLuke AU!
Just wanted to share the final concepts of Luke, Din and Boba!
Also thanks for everyone on the DinLuke server who hyped this little idea with us hehe
i like to think they would be happy in middle-earth
I know there are alot of angsty Tim does not believe he is part of the family takes but consider a hilarious twist on this where Tim 100% separates being a bat verses being a Wayne like its more of a family business type of situation.
Like Jason goes on a full ass monologue about how Tim stole Robin and his place in the family as Dick’s brother and Bruce’s son and Tim is like??? chill I’m an employee dude. Damian tries to kill him to prove that he is the superior son and Tim is super confused because shouldn’t he go after one of Bruce’s sons instead of an unpaid intern?
Bruce has a whole heart attack when Tim tries to ask if he has a retirement plan or benefits lmfao
Cue everyone trying to show Tim he’s part of the family except he is dodging attempts left and right (like that time he created a fake uncle just so he wouldn’t get adopted)
smallest member in the company gets to hold thorin's hand
Jason: Dick is making us write a card for Bruce's birthday and it is not going well.
Damian: How about "Best of luck for the next forty years"?
Tim: He's forty, Damian
Damian: Yes, the average life expectancy is eighty
Tim: No you can't write that
Tim: "Thank you for being a good father"?
Jason: Hmm we shouldn't lie
Tim: True
Damian: "Your parenting has been within acceptable parameters"
Jason: Has it though?
Damian: "Many happy returns for many years that I'm sure you will have"
Jason: That still sounds oddly threatening
Damian: "I hope you have a happy day and... many subsequent years"
Dick: Stop making it sound like he's dying!
AU where Galadriel gave Boromir a sweet bulletproof vest
Beautiful commission for my Beauty and the Beast inspired fic, Dragonhearted [E], done by the always amazing, @smolestboop!!! Thank you for capturing just how sweet and dopey these fellas are!!
Thorin lives a life of solitude since Smaug’s curse fell upon Erebor. That is, until a brave hobbit turns the mountain upside down with little fear of Thorin’s snarls, scales and enchanted company, and learns to love a beast. (Explicit, Complete, 83k)
Let me spam your timeline with all the Dinluke fanarts I gonna draw
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