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Faztastic Pizzaplex Cheese-Loaded Fries:

Ingredients:

- 4 large potatoes, washed and cut into fries

- 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese

- 1/2 cup cooked bacon bits (optional)

- 1/4 cup chopped green onions (optional)

- Salt and pepper to taste

- Olive oil for frying

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 425°F (220°C).

2. Place the cut potatoes in a bowl of cold water for about 30 minutes to remove excess starch. Then, pat them dry with a paper towel.

3. Toss the dried fries with olive oil, salt, and pepper in a large bowl until evenly coated.

4. Spread the fries in a single layer on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Bake for 30-35 minutes or until golden brown and crispy, flipping halfway through.

5. Once the fries are done, remove them from the oven and sprinkle the shredded cheddar cheese and cooked bacon bits over the fries.

6. Return the fries to the oven for another 2-3 minutes or until the cheese is melted and bubbly.

7. Remove from the oven, sprinkle with chopped green onions if desired, and serve hot.

Enjoy your Faztastic cheesy loaded fries!

They mean so much to me

Look what I made,

**Character Name:** Unknown

**Nickname:** Rose

**Species:** Deer Demon

**Age:** 23

**Occupation:** Mini Overlord

**Personality Traits:**

- Quiet

- Tired all the time

- Acts like a teenager sometimes

**Physical Description:**

- Dark complexion

- Pink fading into red eyes

- Black fading into red hair

- Dresses in a 1930s to 1960s outfit with roses on it

- Deer ears, antlers, and tail

**Background:**

- Grew up in a small town in Utah

- Raised by their mom and half-sister

- Took on the role of the older brother, always watching over his sister

- Had a small collection of vintage dresses, never wore them until a fateful night

**Abilities/Powers:**

- Teleportation

- [Redacted]

**Weaknesses:**

- Loud noise

- Bright lights

**Likes:**

- Stuffy's

- Kisses

- Flesh

**Dislikes:**

- Adem (just Adem, only)

**Additional Notes:**

- One night, while driving, encountered a car accident

- After the accident, put on one of the vintage dresses he had collected, which had roses on it

- Removed the deceased driver from the wreck and brought him home

- Placed the deceased in a chair in his room

- Drove aimlessly until unable to continue

Straight from the deer’s mouth.