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Izuku, knocks on his mom’s door:
Inko: I-Izuku?!
Izuku, comes in: Hey mom, can we talk-
Inko and All Might, staring at Izuku from her bed:
Izuku, crying: MAMA NO!
Inko: Izuku-
Izuku: AHHH! YOU, HIM, HERE! I NEED A MOMENT!
Izuku, stops crying and takes a deep breath: I’m old enough, I can do this, I’m okay.
Izuku, looks back over at them:…MAMA NOOO!
All Might: My boy, would you calm dow-
Izuku, points at him: I’M NOT READY TO TALK TO YOU YET, YOUNG MAN!
Bakugou (nursing an injury): Ow! Ow! This fucking hurts! Ow!
Monoma: Bakugou, keep it down with all that howling! Midoriya, you really gotta learn how to control your guard dog.
Deku: Monoma, Bakugou got a really bad injury from our most recent mission, and his painkillers wore off.
Monoma: He’d probably feel better if we put on some music. I remember reading somewhere that sweet, soothing music has the ability to calm down wild animals.
Bakugou: Don’t think this injury’ll stop me from whooping yo ass.
a summary of MHA shipping
WHY IS HE LOOKING AT IZUKU’S CRYING FACE LIKE THAT IM— 😭😭😭😭😭
Katsuki really said:
They know how to deal with each other better
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
bird therian guy who feels little to no romantic attraction call him sparrow sparrowmantic sparrowspec. something like that 👍🏽 okay thanks
Feel better soon!!
Izuku 😭
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BLOCK 100
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I think seeing anti-Trump/Musk protestors today in my very dumb, very conservative town healed my heart a little bit
Don’t look at me with those eyes…you dazzle me✴️❇️✨
sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source
women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot
whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely
i made this anon in spore [2008]
next time show your face
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
midoriya sensei !
CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."
OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]
valentines day patrol gone wrong
but they still make it to their dinner reservation
Vitamin D
Itsuka: Don’t Deku and Bakugou make a cute couple? They’re like something out of a movie.
Monoma: Yeah, they remind me of the couple from The Princess and the Frog. Bakugou especially reminds me of Prince Naveen—you know, after he turned into a frog.
time sensitive: trans girl needs to escape an abusive ex..... Hi everyone, I created this account specifically to crowdfund since my situation is dangerous & I don't want it attached to my socials. If you want more information before donating, you can reach out to me in DMs and I'll provide it. I thought my bf and I had something good but his anger issues have taken a new turn since I lost my job. It's come to the point that he is threatening me nearly daily. Today when I found out he hid my gender-affirming clothes & estrogen, I knew it was the last straw. I'm just raising enough that I can leave. I know where to go, but he's essentially "trapping" me since he needs the car for work. I plan to call an uber and go from there. Get a motel, etc. Thank you so much for taking the time to read. Here is my fundraiser.
"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas