chaotic-bisexualgremlin
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For any relocated TikTok users
you can say sex and kill its fine
If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot
theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them
follower count doesnt matter
tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At
no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is
block anyone that annoys you even a little bit
And most importantly:
post cringe
If they don’t get a happily ever after in season 2 I’m gonna riot!
Olrox: I'm not in love with you
Olrox: I don't want you to die
DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT MY DUDE
As an Undertale Boomer I have returned to my roots…. Here’s a Human!Sans
So I was scrolling through Pinterest and found this gem
This dynamic has gotta be Fresh with like— IDK Error or Nightmare XD
Will never forgive Key and Peele cause now everytime I see the name “Aaron” I just default to “A-A-Ron”
Just watched the Mario movie, WHY THEY MAKE BOWSER SO ADORABLE?!
Headcanon that Swap absolutely HATES being called cute or demeaning/belittling nicknames (except for by lust, his make him melt)
Since nobody else was gonna say it.
Here’s a small Swap Sans x Reader Drabble I did on my Wattpad.
——————
You laid in bed, the covers over you comfortably. You were content, until you heard the blinds open, and the sunlight hits you in the face. You groaned and pulled the covers over you.
"Good morning human!" Sans said cheerfully. He then saw your figure under the covers and sat beside you. He gently shook you with a big smile on his face.
"Darling, it's time to get up!" You head peeked out of the covers as your tired eyes looked at your loving boyfriend.
"Can't I just have a few more minutes?... I don't have anything important to do today anyways." Sans then gave you a quick kiss on your forehead.
"Alright, I'll have breakfast ready for you when you wake up."
"Thanks hon..."
Sans hummed happily as he was cooking, he jumped slightly when he felt your arms wrap around him.
"Hello there sleepyhead!"
"Hi..."
"Goodness, work must've been exhausting for you to be this sleepy." You nodded as you felt his arms wrap around you and give your forehead a kiss.
"I made breakfast, and I made your coffee, just how you like it."
"Thank you Sans.."
As someone with uncles who has a garage fridge, it’s either beer, soda, or a whole box of caprisuns
As a cultured adult of course I’m grabbing the caprisuns
This is the most adorable non-bot blank blog I’ve ever seen. People, this is all you need to do to let us know you’re a human if you’re confused.
Pls! I need cayash!
This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.
Since I’m slowly getting back into Undertale again, I have a head cannon (and a bit of a hot take maybe? Idk)
So Lust! Sans right (stay with me—)
I remember him being like #4 on my favorite AU Sans list in middle school (stay with me—)
So here’s my head cannon for him…. Demisexual Lust—
Like— Sexual attraction after emotional bond? Eh? Eh?
I just wanted to get this out there cause its been on my mind for the past 2 days.
Im not even gonna lie, I got a good laugh from this.
Moon’s face 🤣
Apr 30 2022
This came out of a conversation I had with a friend
ngl I had artblock during the last half of the process and part of the drawing is not completely finished
but eh
also, bonus doodle
I love the #Bowserphobia 😂
My favpurite kind of Bowuigi fanart is "Mario you're homophobic??" "No?? That's fucking BOWSER"
I have fucked around and found out and….. WOW
DON'T FORGET BOWSER HAS A CANNON DICK DESIGN Y'ALL! CAUSE NINTENDO TRADEMARKED IT IT MAKES IT A CANNON PIECE OF WORK OWNED BY NINTENDO!
Link to photo on reddit-
https://href.li/?https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/sz8pl4/thanks_i_hate_bowsers_canon_cock/