Got some fics rattling around in the ol’ noggin. May write about it. AO3 is @cozy_josieJosie | 23 | She/TheyPlease ask me questions(or just tell me your favorite color) :)
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my advice to you is to never waste your time trying to fit into a club or hobby or any community who makes you beg for acceptance and approval just to participate when you could do the alternative—get involved in a niche and endangered hobby run primarily by old people.
i wanted to learn how to hunt ruffed grouse and train bird dogs so i sent an email to my local chapter of the ruffed grouse society explaining that getting into wildlife groups is intimidating to me because I’m trans
and all they saw was that someone under 60 wanted to learn to hunt grouse & several months into my mentorship I was told that like 7 old guys argued over me until they had to pick a number between 1 and 100 to decide who got to personally mentor me.
imagine vying for the acceptance of some gatekeeping weirdos when your mere interest could be inciting verbal combat among retirees
Oh what am I doing? Oh, you know, just creating an extensive document compiling information for a cosplay I probably won’t (and definitely don’t have the skills to) make
Ah, yes. The good ol days.
the people who stayed in avengers tower fandom are so smart. they all live together and its fine
“Bad shit happens to people I care about. You understand me?”
“Then I’ll be fine”
Deadpool and Wolverine is so so good y’all
I’ll have more to say on this matter later after my third watch
Some of my favorite magic side effects:
-Nosebleeds. Never gets old.
-Coughing up blood. The good ol’ “cough into your hand and pull it back to see blood” also never gets old.
-Headaches. You keep fighting as your head pounds, desperately telling you to take a break. At first they fade within minutes when you stop using magic, but overtime, they become chronic.
-Fatigue. After a big battle, you stand triumphant, and then just fall asleep on the spot.
-In a similar vein, overuse causing you to straight up faint rather than just fall asleep. Darkness begins to overtake your vision in the middle of battle, unconsciousness abruptly looming over you.
-Any of the side effects happening to another person. Maybe two close characters are connected, and whatever side effects character A would normally endure are transferred to character B. When A uses a blast of magic B screams loudly because holy shit that hurt.
-Magic gradually deteriorating your mind. Using it too much eventually caused hallucinations and an inability to retain memories, or even larger scale memory loss.
Feel free to add more, I’m looking for some to steal
So what was everyone doing when they found out that it's officially joever
Some guy named Tornado is trying to warn me about something
a beautiful woman named excessive heat warning keeps messaging me on my phone
My secret is that I love physical media. My aunt gave me a big box of movies she didn’t want and I felt like a kid on Christmas.
They actually make physical media for a much larger percentage of movies than they ever did in the past. Often with a lot more care than any small release was treated in the early dvd days. Its just if you only watch streaming stuff or the big new recent box office hits you won't see that. It is so ridiculously easy to get physical media for movies that even 5 years ago you couldn't even find. Like yes Netflix is a stingy bastard but so many things are available on disc WITH special features than ever before
“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own
normalize my 12th grade English teacher, who admitted that his favorite TV show was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and when a male student suggested that it was because Buffy/Sarah Michelle Gellar was hot, wrinkled his face like he’d bitten into something rotten and dead, and said, “At my age (he was 53), there is nothing less sexy than a teenager. You’re all disgusting messes.” It was 1999, I was 17, and I’d grown up in conservative Christian schools and churches. In my life I’d heard heard dozens of sermons from male preachers and teachers and even some older students, whining about how hard it was to be a dude and not commit the sin of thinking sexual thoughts, and how they needed women to wear long skirts and cover their bodies to not objectify them
and my bitter, misanthropic, atheist Brit Lit teacher, who hated my class because he was obsessed with teaching Tom Sawyer but got stuck with Shakespeare and Jane Austen, was the first, and this day the last man I have ever heard articulate a rebuttal from the depths of his soul to the idea that it was normal for teenage girls to be desirable to middle aged men
my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
Yeah I accidentally gave an opiate addict a drive around town a few weeks ago. Not one of my smartest moves I’ll tell ya what
yes i play video games. yes i fucking suck at all of them. we exist
I genuinely don’t know how I keep arriving at these posts. This is like, my first time actually interacting with this content. I’m both baffled and yet curious
Take some memes I made 🤲🏽
inside out spinoff about a teenage boy starring ryan gosling as the new sigma emotion
This!!!
not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram
the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis
Why does Biden sound like he’s doing tiktok asmr
literally what the fuck is happening lol
