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Someone be mine

Reminder

This year, 420 falls on Passover. This means if you see a Nazi and stone them, you get bonus points.

Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”

Me: “ok”

Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

I don’t even know. It’s from a book about languages my friend’s been reading. (it’s creepy that I can understand it …)

Article 13: Grave News

No, this is not some post to spread baseless fear and uproar.

Please read and consider this carefully.

As of yesterday, a new version of Article 11 and Article 13 has been decided upon.

This time, the contents are worse than ever.

This article explains it very thoroughly in just a few paragraphs:

With this new version, creators on the Internet will be hard pressed to still upload anything at all.

There’s a tight noose around our necks, and it’s called upload filters.

Far harsher ones than we could have ever imagined.

All the important links to petitions and further action are right there on the article - please do your part and add your voice to those - but so far, that record-breaking petition featuring almost 5,000,000 people from all across the EU has gone ignored.

It’s time to do more than that.

There will be one final vote, most likely in late March or early April, and before that, people from all across Europe are calling for protests.

People will go out on the streets and march against Article 13 on March 23rd.

Mark the date in your calenders. Go and do your part. Stay peaceful and calm, but let the old politicians in their dusty old offices know that they are taking our futures, and that we won’t let that happen without a fight (in the proverbial sense, at least. No violence, please. That wouldn’t exactly help our cause).

They think they’re doing something good.

Make them understand that this is not the case.

Article 13 will ruin the Internet as we know it, and countless online creators will end up unemployed because of it.

This is our final chance to make a difference.

Join the protests on March 23rd and #saveyourinternet!

There’s somewhere I need to be…

Looks like I can make hats and beanies now! So I am calling upon everything that is unholy for blessings. Tumblr, what words do you want on a hat or beanie?

not to flex on anyone but i’ve never wanted to fuck a serial killer

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