Careless Whisper Fucks So Insanely Hard And I Will Never Forgive The Internet For Making It A "meme Song."

if i ever saw simon riley wearing some gray sweatpants, fat dick imprint on it and everything he'd be pregnant by the next day.

god forbid we objectify men and their big hairy chests and their muscular thighs and their facial hair and thick brow bones and their big rough hands and their

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‿̩͙‿ ༺ ♰ ༻ ‿̩͙ ✮ ̩͙‿ ༺ ♰ ༻ ‿̩͙‿ ‿ ✮ ̩͙‿ ༺ ♰ ༻

𝔸𝔹𝕆𝕌𝕋 𝕄𝔼

ᴄʜᴇʀʀʏ! 🍒

ɪ ᴘʟᴀʏ ɢᴀᴍᴇꜱ (ᴄᴏᴅ, ʀᴇ, ᴛᴏᴍʙ ʀᴀɪᴅᴇʀ, ᴇᴛᴄ)

ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ chicana

ɪ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴏᴄᴋ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ🎸

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𝔼𝕏𝕋ℝ𝔸/𝕆𝕋ℍ𝔼ℝ

ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪꜱ, ꜱᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʙᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ! ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴘᴏꜱᴛɪɴɢ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴍʙᴀʀʀᴀꜱꜱᴍᴇɴᴛ. ᴍʏ ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏᴘᴇɴ!

ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ🩶

Rules for requesting:

Current WIPs: 𝙻𝚒𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚍 𝚂𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚑

i want to lick all the sweat off his body what who said that not me

“Masked men this masked men that” HOW ABOUT MASKED WOMEN

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To be honest, I don’t really care what you request, but there are some things I don’t want to see in my inbox. I won’t respond to them, I’ll probably just ignore or delete them.

RED for absolutely not.

YELLOW for maybe, if it isn’t horrible.

PEDOPHILIA.

SCAT OR PISS.

AGE PLAY

HEAVY DEGRADING OR BDSM

RAPE

INCEST

HEAVY IMPACT PLAY

BEASTIALITY

DARK THEMES

ANGST(I cry a lot)

And that’s basically it lmfao, not a lot to go by just be a decent human being.

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 2003 | dir. Quentin Tarantino

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