Wanting To Make Friends With People At All Ever Is So Embarassing And Makes Me Feel Deranged. Please

gas pumps are sexual in the way that gasoline smells so good and the nozzles are inherently phallic yet society says you cant do anything about that

Comics fans are like “I hated the peepee run of Poopooman. Pee Peeguy just didn’t understand Poopooman at all and the art was terrible” and I respect that

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

coming out as a maddie nolen fan idgaf

Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

i've started to draw in my sketchbook bc it's all i got at this point keeping me sane

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

straight up not true i have spoken to many of the people that have sent me messages and this is a dangerous thing to spread. i won’t deny that there are probably bots but just use common sense. this same post says that the vetting process is just “trust me bro” and that also isn’t true. this post encourages donating to organizations that benefit palestinians instead, and that’s Fine, but to say every single message from an individual is a scam is frankly ridiculous. and harmful