I Win At Brainrot

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

SOMEONE APOLOGIES-JON'ED MY LOCAL BOOKSHOP'S POST-IT WALL i'm going to get you

the malevolent podcast would make a really good text based video game

hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

thranduil by ユエ

Arthur Lester my beloved 💛

sharing a pipe under the starry sky 🌠

Why is Jon Sims on PR duty. He’s the one guy who should NEVER be representing ANY organization.

(Jon’s the type of guy to not support the Oxford comma, the eye god, and Martin who is well liked by the majority of the population)

I would like to make one thing abundantly clear. The Oxford comma is not a force to be glanced over. It is a load-bearing pillar of many would-be awful sentences. The Oxford comma will save you when no one else will. It may seem so insignificant at first, but no matter how useless it seems at first, it will be there until the end. It will walk with you and calm you and keep your head straight and keep you grounded and make you tea and dammit if you look away from it for one second, if you take it for granted you may lose it, and your whole world will come crumbling down. But it'll be there at the end of the world with you.

What was I on about?

Oh yes. Fuck the eye god. I think that's everything answered..

J. Sims, The Archivist