Peter Jacksons The Halls Of The Minas Tirith But It's Kim Kardashians Weird All White House

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Whoever asked for this during InvictusCon, you're a mad lad.

Thanks 100000 times over to @candycassowary for editing this! You're the true hero!

ok I asked my questions wrong. Please Make The Eye Leave Me Alone.

-J. Sims, who knows what a meme is

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

CEASELESS WATCHER, TURN YOUR GAZE UPON THIS WRETCHED THING-

Why is Jon Sims on PR duty. He’s the one guy who should NEVER be representing ANY organization.

(Jon’s the type of guy to not support the Oxford comma, the eye god, and Martin who is well liked by the majority of the population)

I would like to make one thing abundantly clear. The Oxford comma is not a force to be glanced over. It is a load-bearing pillar of many would-be awful sentences. The Oxford comma will save you when no one else will. It may seem so insignificant at first, but no matter how useless it seems at first, it will be there until the end. It will walk with you and calm you and keep your head straight and keep you grounded and make you tea and dammit if you look away from it for one second, if you take it for granted you may lose it, and your whole world will come crumbling down. But it'll be there at the end of the world with you.

What was I on about?

Oh yes. Fuck the eye god. I think that's everything answered..

J. Sims, The Archivist

Norris and Chester pitch a new logo to their human boss

Aragorn II Elessar, 03.2024

Happy (late) birthday to the King.

New colour palette unlocked! Don't get used to it, though. Aragorn is special like that.

Also, this is my favourite look of his. He looks so good, you should expect me to draw him in this outfit again.