I Grew Up In A Judgemental Household, And Have Far Too Many Memories Of My Mother Saying "I Just Don't

veil's been thin these past few days. anyone else notice that the veil's been thin these past few days

reblog to remove 1 hair from joe bidens body

new twitter migrants users be like gougar outside the tent

"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

your grandma laughs at my jokes and says that handsome young man is so much better than my worthless grandson

i find it funny how i’ll just be like, nah i’m not actually trans i’m just faking it. like bitch you almost cried last time you took your shirt off

Imagine if you were in a mosh pit and somewhere around the center you saw a nineteenth century English gentleman sipping tea out of an ornate porcelain teacup, matching saucer in hand and nobody was paying him any mind but out of pure chance like miracle level coincidence nobody was bumping into him they were passing him with mere millimeters of space and he was just standing there enjoying the music with a contented smirk

“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year