Bill Post

Part 13

Bill got cheap windows

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Sage of Truth from Town Square used his cat as a pointer during a lecture to get students' attention

what if everyone became cannibalistic...

crk but the theme song is butcher vanity and everyone's a cannibal for like 4 months specifically and there's no way of stopping it

elder faerie's old grandpa body will NOT survive compared to Shadow Milk (like sure this happened in canon but it's happening here)

sheer chaos in the creme republic. half the elders are dead and somehow elder custard is alive (but he ran away like a coward ofc)

baumkuchen is alive and well and is staying with clotted cream (clotted cream is doing a horrible job when it comes to resisting the voracity...but hey, at least nobody's dead yet in that hiding spot)

Gingerbrave and Strawberry survive because of sheer luck and plot armor (game goes for Wizard but he got missing)

Chili Pepper and Rye had a fight. Rye won (but at what cost...)

Moonlight and Sea Fairy tried REALLY hard to not take a slice outta each other (they're both in some kinda deep hibernation type shit to stay away from everyone else)

Burning Spice is RUTHLESS. oh my god that bitch-ass devoured everyone in sight, does his gluttony know no bounds

Hollyberry fought Pitaya (her soul jam became a little more damaged afterwards, currently taking on her "disguise" as "Unnamed Huntress")

Mystic Flour is fine with Cloud Haetae...mostly. the flour fog kinda messed up whatever influenced everyone else, but not by a lot

Crunchy Chip fought Dark Cacao. Crunchy Chip is lost to oblivion and the Cream Wolves are out and about

Caramel Arrow finds Affogato and kills him (this wasn't to get food, she just hated his ass so much she tracked him down and shot him)

Pure Vanilla and White Lily are working on a cure (Wizard is here btw) and it's managed as well as the fog from the ivory pagoda. Not much but it's something alright

Most of the COD are scattered after Licorice tried to consume Butter Roll, and Red Velvet killed two of those npc's from the cookie lab thing (the one with red and black hair, and the one with the glasses i think) all in all it's insane and I don't think anyone's really doing okay

part 20

Back to school means back to once a week

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Part 10

Gotta keep the hat.

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Part 24

-knock knock -who's there?

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Part 26

Dipper is definitly gonna get nightmares

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euclydia was destroyed, what, a few trillion years ago? we can joke about it by now, right?

(audio is of course from john mulaney's "The One Thing You Can't Replace")

[Video description:

Bill Cipher is shown, heavily zoomed in so that only the top half of his eye is visible.

The speaker in the audio says, "And I had that thought, that only blackout drunks, and Steve Urkel, can have." The audience laughs.

It zooms out to show that Bill is floating in front of the remains of Euclydia, the rest of his body covered in blood.

"Did-" The speaker is cut off as the audience continues to laugh and clap.

Bill looks at his blood-covered hands, then turns to look behind him. He glances back at himself, and jumps back as he notices the blood all over him.

"Did I do that?"

It zooms in on Bill's haunted expression, sharply contrasted by the humorous tone of the words. End description]

Corrupted Dark Cacao AU [Tea Party for the Fallen page 15-16]

Wow, you can see PV giving up in real time!

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“Soul Jam brings and manifests the true and just feelings, emotions, personality and being of their host.”

“Their true nature…how they view themselves, and how they react to certain triggers.”

“They are connected to the very dough, jam and soulstone of a Cookie…”

“Depending on the situation, the Cookie with intense emotions will let out the Soul Jam and their True Nature.”

“For this situation young prince, you triggered your father’s negative emotions…”

“He was distressed, overwhelmed, the pain your comrade triggered in his mind manifested into this terrifying beast…”

“But…I’m afraid to say to you…even if he looks ghostly…”

“This is how he usually sees himself”

Thinking of an AU and got this…I like ghost Cacao, and I am willing to make AUs for it.