Why On Earth Does February 26th Seem Like Such A Romantic Day? It Hasnt Even Happened This Year, And

just learned there is something called "mamavirus" of the genus "mimivirus" and idk why but that is just so silly

he cod on my piece til i ?

two things that happened tonight after the robotics comp

1: counted to ten in korean to prove that i knew how and my friend said “you speak korean in a british accent” (???)

2: accidentally mixed up two spanish words and said “avestruz” (ostrich) instead of “amanecer” (dusk) and then the three native spanish speakers in the car all laughed at me :(

jimmy urine in 2014 was wearing some TIGHT fucking pants man

i wonder if they ever got TIGHTER

heheheh

harpsichord —> hardpisschord

- thought i had in ap calc today -

pride month came early

OH MY GODDDD I WAS IN MY FRIENDS CAR GOING OUT OF THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT AND GUESS WHO WAS GOING INTO THE PARKING LOT. ..

THE SWIM VAN. WITH THE ASSISTANT SWIM COACH DRIVING. I HAVE NOT BEEN TO PRACTICE IN A LONG TIME AND HE IS UPSET WITH ME. I REALLY HOPE I DIDNT MAKE EYE CONTACT.

reaganomics was really just the precursor to ‘labubunomics’

one day everything happening rn will be nothing more than an apush unit

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal