Cosplaying A Wounded Deer Struck By A Hunter's Arrow, Laid Bare On A Damp Forest Floor, Limbs Twitching

SNEEBSNOG

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

me when scoomf is a screenager 🤬🤬

IM SORRYYY 😞😞😞

crazy ass recommended to come home to

jimmy urine in 2014 was wearing some TIGHT fucking pants man

i wonder if they ever got TIGHTER

heheheh

reaganomics was really just the precursor to ‘labubunomics’

live house reaction

oftentjmes i look at my arm and think ‘wow i could easily have blood drawn from that spot right there’

apparently my father got a perfect (PERFECT?!) score on the LSATs, which he took because he was considering law (he’s a mechanical engineer with a doctorate in mechanical engineering and a bachelor’s in physics). HOW in the FUCKING HELL did i just find out about this. i took a crimciv law class last school year and was considering law, and he NEVER thought to tell me?!

doctor said i need to be kissed hard. for an hour

is that a codpiece or are you just happy to see me