Pls Tell Me Someone Else Knows About The Velocipastor

Happy mothers day scotty thank you for bearing our child < lottie 3

omg i feel so honoured on this special day

OH MY GODDDD I WAS IN MY FRIENDS CAR GOING OUT OF THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT AND GUESS WHO WAS GOING INTO THE PARKING LOT. ..

THE SWIM VAN. WITH THE ASSISTANT SWIM COACH DRIVING. I HAVE NOT BEEN TO PRACTICE IN A LONG TIME AND HE IS UPSET WITH ME. I REALLY HOPE I DIDNT MAKE EYE CONTACT.

equiussy…

also— have to share this amazing book title:

“Death in the Downline: A multi-level marketing murder mystery”.

oh my god. that’s actually fucking hilarious.

we did NOT just spend all of ap chem watching white chicks 😭 this man is not realll

UUUGHGHGHHGHHGHG WHY DO VALUES MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT

pride month came early

need a girlboy who's lowk a little spooky and fucked up to give me bones so that i can gnaw on them like a feral catdog with rabies (romantically)

i got a harsh liquid chemical deep in my left eye this morning and it’s still fucking throbbing omg.