I Am Nooooot Locked The Fuck In. Im Locked The Fuck Out. Call The Locksmith

minecraft movie secret ending where steve and garret finally fucking kiss

just learned there is something called "mamavirus" of the genus "mimivirus" and idk why but that is just so silly

two things that happened tonight after the robotics comp

1: counted to ten in korean to prove that i knew how and my friend said “you speak korean in a british accent” (???)

2: accidentally mixed up two spanish words and said “avestruz” (ostrich) instead of “amanecer” (dusk) and then the three native spanish speakers in the car all laughed at me :(

he cod on my piece til i ?

heyyyyyyyyyyy how you dooooingggg

im busy

all i said was i like bok choy

callout post for @clangcrunchyeowch he hates biodiversity and is racist towards vegetables

live house reaction

put sunscreen on five fucking times today and i STILL GOT BURNT. like it’s not THAT bad but ughhhhh

jimmy urine in 2014 was wearing some TIGHT fucking pants man

i wonder if they ever got TIGHTER

heheheh

oftentjmes i look at my arm and think ‘wow i could easily have blood drawn from that spot right there’