Day 251

she easy on my peasy till i lemon squeezy

day 261

calling in sick to work with realising i've been dead for years

just saw my first ghibli movie. anyone else think the food in these looks good as fuck? 😋😋😛

this is how people on tumblr talk about men they like (x)

the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

ooooo we are congregating ooooooouh

*holding you close as you bleed out*

Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....

Second four leaf clover of the year 🍀